Fun Fun Fun

Hawke grinned at Bethany. The Rogue absolutely loved teasing her younger sister. Since the Hanged man was having an open mic night, she decided that tonight she was going to do just that. Getting Varric and Isabela to hold this little festivity was something they all agreed would be profitable, and fun. So tonight there was a little stage in the center of the tavern. Hawke got up on it and asked for everyone's attention before Isabela and Varric got to their stations; Isabela with a guitar-more of a lute- and Varric on drums... Well a drum.

Bethany buried her face in her arms on the table, hoping tonight would soon be over. Merrill watched with an excited school girl sort of look. Aveline was sympathetic towards Bethany, but couldn't help a small smirk. As for Anders and Fenris; the mage was downing a fifth glass of the house special whereas the Elf tried to keep his dancing in public to a minimum.

Hawke blew her little sister a kiss before nodding to her fellow Rogues to begin playing. Hawke took center stage and began to sing.

"Well she's got her Daddy's horse and she rode to a nearby tavern. Seems she forgot all about the Chantry like she told her old man now. And with the coin in her purse she goes just as fast as she can now. And she'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes Sapphire away. "

Isabela and Varric join in as they keep the beat of the song.

("And she'll have fun fun fun, 'til her Daddy takes Sapphire away.")

As Isabela strums her guitar she flirts with a few nearby patrons. A few of the girls in the crowd blush as Hawke jumps down from the stage and walks over to the table her companions are at. Taking Bethany by the hand she pulls her to her feet as she begins to sing again.

"Well the girls can't stand her cause she looks and rides like Andraste. "

("You ride like Andraste, you ride like Andraste.")

"She makes Sister Leliana look like the Chasind men now."

("You look like Andraste, you look like Andraste.")

"A lotta Templars try to catch her but she leads them on a wild goose chase now."

("You ride like Andraste, you ride like Andraste.)

"And she'll have fun fun fun 'til her Daddy takes Sapphire away."

Hawke pulled Bethany through the crowds and onto the stage as Isabela did a solo. The Rivaini flirted and strummed at her guitar, making most of the patrons gush at the sight. Hawke tried to get Bethany to dance with her. The young mage gave in and smiled at her sister, letting her sister lead her through a short dance before breaking away to finish the song.

"Well you knew all a long that your dad was gettin wise to you now."

("You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied.")

"And since he stabled your horse you think your fun is all through now."

("You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied.")

"But come along with me, 'cause we gotta lot of things to do now.

("You shouldn't have lied now, you shouldn't have lied.")

"And we'll have fun fun fun now that Daddy took Sapphire away. We'll have fun fun fun now that Daddy took Sapphire away."

Once the song ended Isabela and Varric accepted some drinks from a few fan girls. Hawke and Bethany walked over to the table where the rest of their companions were. Bethany laughed as they sat down. Hawke smiled at her little sister.

"Did you really do all this so I'd have a good time?"
"Of course, my darling little sister. Your happiness in very important to me. Oh, Isabela's waving me over, I'll be right back."

Hawke got up and walked over to where her fellow Rogues were. Isabela introduced her to a fan. The girl blushed and complimented Hawke's voice. Hawke grinned before the girl asked if she could go on a date with Hawke. Everyone looked to a surprised Hawke. She laughed it off before pointing over at Bethany.

"Sorry, but she already has my heart."

Bethany heard her sister and blushed. Isabela and Varric laughed as Hawke apologized again. The three Rogues joined their friends at their table. Isabela couldn't keep quiet on how Hawke had turned the girl down.

"Sweetness, why did you lie to the girl?"

"I didn't."

"Yes you did. I thought it was Merrill and I who held your heart."

Hawke nearly spit out her drink at that. She blushed remembering what had transpired a few drunken nights ago. Merrill went red all the way to the tips of her ears. Isabela laughed.

"Next open mic night. I want us to do a real crowd pleaser. One that'll be sure to get us all laid."

"I got just the thing."

Isabela and Hawke looked to Varric, who just grinned.