Payback

Perhaps it had been a little harsh. After all, to most, this would have been quite a harmless prank to play on someone, especially given the perpetrator's reputation of pulling nasty tricks so well-aimed and so carefully planned he could make a grown man cry.

Nevertheless, there were some things that you just. Do. Not. Mess. With.

"Come on man! Let me down!!!" came Reno's higher than usual voice.

Rude only smirked, hands behind his back, watching his dearest partner flail helplessly, held to his helicopter's tail by the sole strenght of his underpant's elastic waistband. Oh, he would probably get him down before Reno was definitely emasculated, but meanwhile, it was nice payback for spit-polishing Rude's head to a mirror-like shine, blinding all those who dared look upon Rude today.