Chapter 1- Prelude
Author's Note: Second DGM fic, and not my last. XD I have two others planned out! Also, this fic was supposed to be for a different anime, but it fit with DGM more. No, I don't own DGM, but if you want Valentine's Day, please take it!

It was a perfect day at the Black Order.

They had taken the Ark, and it was calmly floating overhead.

But in the science department, things were getting worse by the second.

"Eh?" All of the scientists looked up at the immensely large robot standing in front of them as Komui happily waved his arms.

"What, you didn't hear me? Since Valentine's Day is tomorrow, I created Komurin C!"

"Komurin… C!?"

Komui nodded happily before beginning to rant.

'This isn't good…'

'Someone get Lenalee…'

'Please just destroy that thing!' The scientists all thought as they listened to Komui.

"This Komurin however does not do damage! It is simply like Cupid where it has special needles that have a medicine on them that causes the brain to feel unrestrainable love for the person that has their DNA in the needle!"

"In other words, this thing can make people fall in love?"

"Correct, Reever! I also created a list for it, so it won't get anything wrong!" Komui stated as he held up a long list, and the scientists all sweat dropped as most of the names were Komui to Lenalee.

"Hold on, you said something about DNA?"

"Correct! Each needle has someone's DNA in it! I have all of your DNA, and the Exorcists all in this robot! Say I tell Komurin C to hit you, Reever, with a needle that is laced with 65's DNA. You would feel unrestrainable love for 65 then for the period of one day!"

"WHAT!?"

"That's crazy, Chief!"

"65 has DNA?"

Komui started to laugh as he held his hands up, and he stated. "Komurin C won't do that however! It will only follow the list!"

Komui held up the list, and the scientists all sighed in relief.

"However… I could make some adjustments…" Komui said evilly, and the scientists all shivered.

"Get Lenalee to destroy that thing!"

"What about me?"

Reever looked behind them all to see Lenalee standing there with the tray of coffee as Allen and Lavi helped her.

"Ah, Lenalee! Destroy Komui's new Komurin quickly!" Johnny wailed, but was hit away as Komui happily ran to Lenalee and took his coffee.

Lavi and Allen narrowed their eyes at the robot, and they both stared at Komui.

"What's going on, Nii-san?" Lenalee asked, and Komui happily cheered as he repeated what he told the scientists.

"That's… scary." Allen and Lavi muttered, but Lenalee seemed happy about it.

"That's great, Nii-san!"

"WHAT!?" Everyone but Komui shouted, and Komui ignored them all as he happily hugged Lenalee.

"Thank you, Lenalee!" Lenalee sighed, and she pointed at Komui when he let go of her.

"However, if it goes out of control again, I won't stop to break it." She said threatingly, and Komui trembled.

"Okay…"

The scientists all took their coffee, and Allen helped Lenalee take the trays back as Lavi walked behind them.

Lavi had a mischievous smirk on his face as he stared at the two, and he looked back at Komurin C.

'A list, huh? It shouldn't be too hard to make some changes to that list… I'll need help though…'

"No."

"Aw, come on, Yuu!"

"I said no, and don't call me that name!"

Lavi sighed as Kanda angrily stormed away, but Lavi grinned as he calmly called after him.

"Komui put your name next to mine on his list."

Kanda instantly froze, and he reached for Mugen.

"Okay, I'll help, but you have to promise not to add my name anywhere on that list!"

"Okay, Yuu!"

"Don't call me that!"

Lavi and Kanda looked around the corner into the science department as everyone was working well into the night.

Lavi quietly sneaked past the scientists as he hid behind the mountains of paper, and Kanda followed him.

Lavi reached Komui's messy desk, and Lavi spotted the list right on top.

'Probably so Komui can find it easier…' Lavi thought as he reached into his cloak and pulled out the list he and Kanda made.

He switched the two lists, and then quietly made his way back to the door with Kanda.

"Why did you need me again?" Kanda asked when they were far away from the science department.

"I need you for tomorrow, Yuu. Just in case something goes wrong…" Lavi stated with a sly smirk, and Kanda scowled.

"What did you write down on that list?"

"Nothing…" Lavi said in a happy tone, and Kanda mentally cursed Lavi as he went to him room, and slammed the door behind him.

Lavi continued down the hallway until he walked by Lenalee's room, and he suddenly stopped when he heard her talking.

Lavi put his ear to the door quietly as he listened in, and he grinned.

"I love Allen… I don't… I do… I don't…" Lavi heard Lenalee say as she was probably picking petals off of a flower.

Lavi grinned happily as he straightened up, and he quickly ran from Lenalee's door so he wouldn't get caught.

"I am good…" Lavi muttered as he walked by Allen's room, and he grinned as he decided to listen in on whatever Allen was saying.

"Let's see… what should I eat tomorrow… Something filling…"

Lavi sweat dropped as Allen was probably looking at a menu of the kitchen, and Lavi sighed as he straightened up and walked away.

"Tomorrow will be fun…" Lavi muttered as he reached his room, and he grinned as he entered his room to sleep until tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Komui was happily imagining what tomorrow would be like as several people stood in front of him with large stacks of paper.

"Chief, sign them now." Reever said as Komui ignored them completely and picked the list up.

"Might as well get ready for tomorrow seeing as I have nothing to do now."

"Sign these, Chief!"

Komui ignored them again as he walked over to Komurin C, and he inserted the list into a small slot in front.

"Komurin C! Read the list, and prepare the needles for tomorrow!"

"Very well." Komurin C said from its speaker, and Komui happily cheered as Reever grimaced.

"Chief, sign these!" He shouted, and slammed the papers into Komui, and Komui sighed as he finally noticed all of the people.

"But I'm busy…"

"Yes you will be, now start signing."

"You're an ogre, Reever…"

Valentine's is going to be utterly destroyed by Komui, or Lavi... Yes! -runs around happily-

Lavi: You don't like Valentine's Day?

Of course not! We do you think I made Komui make Komurin C!?

Lavi: Scary point...

It's scary cause it's true. U.U Okay, now if you readers review, you can send a Valentine's Day gift to the characters! Please state who gets it, and what it is. Okay?