If you have read my other fanfiction, this story will explain why its sometimes random. Just like Roxy (i basically just gave her my personality), i have ADHD and my mind is actually that jumpy and i think a lot faster then the average person and also think of multiple things at once all the time. Though this is very true, i am using this as an excuse for the way i write. I cant find someone to beta my story, tried for months but just gave up. I dont have the time to be on the internet all the time looking up for at least one person who will fix my french grammar and my random ranting.

Please read and enjoy my somewhat first story...the remake of my first story Lol

Chapter 1. Meet Roxy in Hyrule

In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule…long have I served as the guardian spirit…I am known as a Deku Tree. The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy.

"Now Roxanne," my mother called out to me though I've told her to not call me that a million times. "Are you sure that you don't want to come with us?"

I silently growled to myself and. "Yes mother, I will be fine. This is my first day off in a long time, I'd rather do what I want then going to my brother's playoff hockey game," I calmly explained to her.

I watched as my whole family left the house. My parents and my brothers going to Charlie's game while my sister left for her date with the biggest man whore of the school, city, country, continent and probably the whole world. I don't see what she sees in him but whatever, I stopped caring that much a while ago.

Moving on now.

Like I said to my mother before, this is my first day off in a long while.

Since I'm still in the tenth grade, I have a lot of school work and me and my friends also do this online series on the weekends. We film ourselves play out characters that we all made up ourselves and we play out this storyline that I've come up with. I don't want to go into details about it, I would love to but I'm dead tired and I really don't feel like it right now.

The only reason why we aren't working on our online series this weekend is because someone quit and we all agreed to take a break. This isn't the first time he threatened to quit. He usually comes back after a day. This time he hasn't spoken to any of us for a few days, even me which is weird since we are kind of dating. It isn't official or anything, we just watch movies and cuddle but we haven't kissed just yet.

Getting off track.

Anyways, the first thing that I did for my first day off was to go raid the candy cabinet. My parents have the idea in their heads that apparently sugar makes me hyper since I have ADHD. But really, it's all a state of mind and they don't seem to understand that. They don't seem to understand that when something excites me, I'll maybe go a little bit crazy but I don't ever remember a time when sugar has ever made me go berserk.

After I got myself two armfuls of goodies, I dumped everything on the couch and I went straight for my parent's room. They hid the 'American Pie' movies so that we wouldn't be able to find them. But here is something that they don't know, kids always find a way to find shit that they don't want to be found, like the password for the unlocking the sites they blocked.

Back to the movies, I couldn't find them anywhere. I looked in all of the usually places, under their bed, in the cabinet in there bathroom, and even mixed in with our old movies that I watched as a kid. Aw well, I don't really care if I can watch it that much or not.

Since I can't watch random teenage boys trying to get laid, the next best thing to do is finally go play my Legend of Zelda games. All of my game systems have been broken for the last three months and I just got my GameCube back. I can finally get back to playing Ocarina of Time. Thought I prefer Twilight Princess because of the darker storyline, OOT is still one of my favourite stories. It's been such a long time since I last played any Nintendo game, I miss it so much.

I ran all the way back downstairs and plopped myself on the couch. I took a minute to open a bag of gummy worms and started snacking on a few. I need fuel.

While happily munching on candy, I noticed that TV turned itself on. I didn't notice at first, I was a little too happy, but my game turned itself on. The opening sequence for OOT started playing. I only noticed when Link and Epona was next to the stream. I hadn't even plugged the GameCube back into the wall or in the TV. I think the weirdest part was that the graphics wasn't the same that I remember, it was the same smoother one for the 3DS.

This was the most screwed up thing.

And then all of the sudden, after the end of the opening, the screen went completely black when it should be showing a random scene from the game.

"What the…" I quietly gasped to myself.

I just kept staring at the black TV screen and for some reason I felt the wind pick up. I looked back and saw that the windows were closed. The wind picked up a little more, it's been getting stronger since I first felt it.

"What the hell?"

The wind was coming from the TV.

"This isn't happening."

I've once read fan fiction like this. It was a story about a girl getting taken into her LOZ game, actually there are a few of them like that. They're good stories but I think a few are kind of the same, in my opinion but whatever. And I'm not one to believe in this supper natural stuff but there is no explanation for what was happening.

I don't want to believe that I'm getting sucked into a video game, I would just sound crazy. I would feel weird that I'm going crazy really.

I walked up to the TV, wanting to touch it to make sure that something is really up with it. I placed my hand on the top of the TV and then brought my palm down. I am not crazy. The wind really is coming from the TV and for some reason, that thing is hollow. My arms can actually go through the TV way past even the back. And now my arm's on fire, perfect.

"Navi…" the Deku Tree shouted out. "Navi, where art thou? Come hither."

Out from the trees, a light like orb with wings flew to the Great Deku Tree.

"Oh, Navi the fairy…" his voice echoed. "Listen to my words, the words of the Deku Tree."

Navi flies over to the Deku Tree and bobs around.

"Dost thou sense it, the climate evil descending up this realm?"

Navi's color faded for a moment. "Yes."

"Malevolent forces even now are mustering to attack our land of Hyrule. For so long, the Kokiri Forest, the source of life, has stood as a barrier, deterring outsiders and maintaining the order of the word. But…before this tremendous evil power, even my power is as nothing. It seems the time for the boy without a fairy to begin his journey. The youth whose destiny is to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth."

"Shall I be his partner, Great Deku Tree?" Navi asked.

"Nay, thou shall guide a young girl to me. She is not familiar with the terrain and she will be lost. When thou has brought the girl to me, find out young friend and guide him to me.

"Understood."

"I do not have much time left. Fly Navi, fly! The fate of the forest, nay, the world, depends upon thee!"

"AHHHHH!" I randomly screamed.

I don't know what it was exactly but for some reason, it felt like someone hit my head or my body was pressured against the ground. I can't remember but there definitely was something to make me jump up from where I was. I just sat straight up and I was a little bit warm like I was almost sweating.

This is freaking me out.

After I was able to breathe normally again without almost going into a panic attack, I looked around and something changed. I don't think that my parents were able to redecorate the living room to look like a forest in the time that I was passed out. I kind of knew that I wasn't home anymore, that was obvious but where the hell am I now?

I really hope that I'm not going crazy. I hope to freaking god that I'm not starting to go crazy.

"Oh just fuck my life! What the hell did I do to deserve to wake up in the middle of a forest?" I shouted out loud while getting up.

I was tired of just feeling bad for myself. What the hell did I think was going to happen anyways? This isn't a story, it's not like some random creature is going to pop out of nowhere and an even more random handsome hero is going to come and save me. Nope, sorry but my life has never been that ironic. It's now time for me to actually do something for myself and get the hell out of here.

I walked around through this what I think might be a rain forest, I wouldn't know but it's wet muddy everywhere. My legs are actually getting stuck in the ground and there are weird squishy sounds when I lift my legs from the mud. That sound just sent shivers down my spine and I really just wanted to get away from it, like now.

I think that I got my wish.

"Get him!" one of the kokiri boys shouted out with throwing his fist above his head.

The young Link and Mido are in the long grass fighting but it's a little hard to see. This is the fifth time that the two of them have had a fist fight. A crowd of kokiri's, boys and girls, gathered to watch the fight. All of the kokiri children were cheering until Saria walked in the long grass and grabbed on one of the boys tunic.

"Cut it out already!" Saria screeched. She pulled Mido from Link. "Stop fighting already, this is stupid! You guys are stupid!"

"Whatever, I'm leaving," Link said angrily while he stomped away.

The short temperedness of a child, especially Link's temper isn't something one should laugh about. It has been very recent since Link has been losing his temper more and more often. He doesn't understand why since he's always been able to ignore Mido usually but recently that hasn't been the case.

Link doesn't like losing his temper like that. When he does, he tries to go take a walk through the Lost Woods, usually through the thicker part of the forest but not too far. He remembers that there was someone who got lost talking a walk through the forest and no one has seen her since. Link doesn't want to get lost like that girl. They say that Kokiris who get lost turn into Skull Kids.

It then suddenly started raining. Link looked up at the sky. The rain started pouring in less than half a minute while he heard a voice of a girl.

"Oh son of a bitch! Why the hell is this world punishing me for? What the hell did I do wrong?" the young female voice yelled out loud.

Link looked all around to see who the voice was coming from but he couldn't find somebody. There was no one for miles all around him. He was surprised though since the voice seemed to be very close.

"Was that an echo?" Link whispered to himself.

He wanted to find who the voice came from but he was afraid of going any further. He was just about to turn back when he heard that same voice but this time it was quieter and it was crying.

I don't know why I broke down crying. I usually never cry. I think that maybe I'm just frustrated about not knowing where I am but I do know that I scared myself for a split second. I was really wishing hard to myself to just get away from the mud and I somehow got my wish. I would have never believed someone if they told me if this happened to them but I floated. I was somehow lifted in the air long enough for me to notice and then I panicked and crashed right into the mud.

"This cannot be happening…" I cried to myself, holding my harms.

I really am going crazy. There is no arguing about it. How else would I be able to float in the air, about I'm guessing for seven seconds. There is no logical or possible way for me to float in the air. I'm going crazy.

"Who's crying?" said a voice.

For a second, my mind forgot about my insanity and wondered if the voice came from a boy or a girl. It sounded young so sometimes you never know if it's a girl or a boy.

My tears came back again when I tried speaking out again. I got a catch in my throat that basically stopped me from speaking and I just growled in frustration. I don't know if I'm just sad that I'm in a stupid situation or I'm mad at myself for not being able to speak properly. Well either way, I'm pissed at myself.

"Don't move, I'll find you," the voice said out again.

This time the voice sounded a little bit deeper but honestly it's still sometimes hard to tell. It would be funny to meet a little girl with a somewhat deep voice, maybe more interesting then funny but whatever.

I don't want to be alone in this raining forest anymore. I want to talk to whoever this is so that, he or she, can find me so that I won't be alone anymore. I'm not afraid of being alone. I just don't want to have this forest as my death bed and I don't want to die where no one will ever find me.

I tried everything that I could think of to help whoever this was to find me but nothing worked for some reason. I even went to try to jump up a little, maybe float. I had no such luck.

Why now? God damn it!

I threw my arms in the air out of frustration and once again something unexpected happened.

Is that…fire?

"Where are you?" Link whispered to himself.

The young boy franticly looked all around him without any luck. He continued to hear some whimpers from that crying voice but he wasn't able to see any sign of life other than himself and a few random forest creatures.

Link scratched his head in confusion. How can this voice sound like it's next to me when I can't even see who it's coming from? He asked himself.

"Please!" Link pleaded. "Give me a sign to how I can find you."

He still looked all around franticly until he smelt smoke.

At that point, Link didn't care about turning into a Skull Kid. He was more afraid of having to live with the conciseness of having left whoever this was someplace where it might be on fire.

Link stated running in the direction where he smelt the smoke and found a glowing orb with wings.

"Where is the girl?" the flying orb with wings asked the young boy with a high pitched voice. "I can't sense her any further then here."

Link looked at the fairy in confusion. By the voice, he knew that the fairy was a girl. All Kokiri's but himself have a fairy, he remembers everyone's fairy by name and voice but he's never seen this one before.

"Who's fairy are you?" Link asked.

"Do not counter my question with another question," the fairy snapped at Link. "There is a girl I was tasked to find and I can't sense her any further then this spot now. Have you seen a girl that seemed to be different from yourself?"

Link stood there, thinking about what that fairy said. He was confused since he hasn't met a fairy who spoke like that before to him or anyone that he knew. "What a rude little fairy you are," Link commented.

"You're the one who's rude!" the little fairy shouted. "I don't understand how you are supposed to save all of Hyrule."

Link looked at the fairy in confusion and disbelief. "What did you say? Hero what? Me?"

"Yeah you," the fairy shouted out angrily. "The Great Deku Tree sent me to fetch this girl and then bring you to him, he wants to see both of you. Now are you going to help me find her or not?"

That's really fire there, isn't it? Did I do that, like the floating thing? Do I have powers? And if I do, where did I get them and since when did I have these powers? I don't remember ever having done anything like this before. If I ever had powers then I know that I would remember something like this.

I feel all worn out, too worn to even move though there is fire all around me. And even though there is fire all around me and I'm in a place that might be very flammable considering the leaves all around me, the fire wasn't spreading anywhere near me. It's like I had a barrier bubble protecting me. I didn't see one but that was the only explanation.

I can't consider normal physics anymore because everything that's happened so far is so surreal. This place feels surreal. I think I feel that I'm surreal. Maybe it's an out-of-body experience though I don't know how those things go.

What should I do about this fire?

This can't be real. It has to be a dream. I want to go to sleep and wake up back in my house again. I don't want to be here right now. I don't ever want to be alone in a forest.

Do I hear voices now? It's very faint but I know that I hear something or someone, two voices calling for someone. Who are they calling for, I think I hear something like…is that Eartha?

Whoever are these people who are looking for this Eartha, I want them to find me. I don't want to be alone anymore.

Help me.

This is a remake of this parody that i made when i was in the ninth grade. Now that i think of all the stuff i came up with this, its a lot darker then my original story but aw well, that means it will be so much better ^.^

Do not read if you dont care about the LOZ timeline.

There are a lot of people on the internet that dont like the 'official' Zelda Timeline that Nintendo released and i can personally say that its kinda crappy. I was working on my own Zelda timeline theory which i was going to literally rip apart the legends and put them in order. For example, it was going to be the legend of the creation of the world that they explain in OOT and then Skyward Sword, and then the opening of Minish Cap that talks about the Hero of Men. Now that i look at my Timeline and others that i've watched on Youtube, they are all kind of like the one Nintendo released, except for the third timeline which is the 'Hero is Defeated' side.

I think that is what a lot of people, including myself hates the 'official' timeline. They expect us to believe that in OOT that Link is supposed to die sometime in the game. I believe that Ganonpork can take both Link and Zelda's piece of the Triforce, it has been done once before in Wind Waker. I dont have a problem with that. And i also dont have a problem with 'A Link to the Past''s sealing war being the one that imprisons the full Triforce Ganonpork into the Dark Realm. But its just the idea that they would have to kill OOT Link to make this happen.

I remember seeing a vid on Youtube months before the release on Skyward Sword that they finally had a Timeline tucked away somewhere after years of not having one. I was so excited! You wouldnt believe how excited i was cause i dont believe in spoilers and i hate not knowing anything. I did a lot of research to see the theories that were online to make my own timeline to see if i cant guess what it was, just for an ego boost.

But no. No fucking way am i going to believe that Nintendo wants us to except a game where Link is suppose to die. As far as i was able to see on some known timeline theories that i'm familiar with online, they think that Nindento just made this up at the last minute. I do too.

But you know what, they have changed there official statements all the time so i hope in the future after a few more games are made, that they will be smarter about everything and make a real timeline for us that doesnt suck monkeys asses.

Anywho, for now i am going to take this shit of an 'official' timeline to my advantage as a writer and come up with a few things that fill in some plot holes...like Link dying for example (no i cant get over that). Thank you Nintendo for giving my this importunity to fix your bloody mistake. JKJKJK, or maybe i am not kiding, we will never know xD Lol