"Boyfriend"

Based on the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer and the song 'Girlfriend' performed by Avril Lavigne

A/N: So this one was totally fun to do. Although I am a proud member of Team Edward, I still enjoy this one. It's done from Jacob's point of view, which I feel makes it slightly more plausible...maybe kinda sorta? (ha! who am I kidding, since when are song parodies plausible!?) Anyway, I could totally see Jake being the immature whiny one. So there.

As always, read and review. Like many authors, reviews make me happy, and make me more excited, and in turn, more eager to post more stuff. So Review please? becaus ehow else can I continue to improve?? Enjoy!

Boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you love me
No way! No way!
better than those leeches
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

You're so sweet
I think you're neat
You're so rebellious
I know you like my body heat
It makes him jealous
He can't do what I could do to make you feel alright
Don't pretend I'm not your sun, just come to grips
And oh yeah
screw those Bloodsuckin' leeches
I can tell you love me back and you know I'm right

He's like so whatever
And probably a bed-wetter
I think you should dump the parasite now
And he knows that's what I'm thinking 'bout!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you love me
No way! No way!
Better than those leeches
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

I can see the way, I see the way he hurt you bad
And every time I think of him you know it makes me mad

I know you talk about me in your sleep again and again
you should never fear, told you I'd always be near
Better yet get your boyfriend out of here
I don't want to hear you say his name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

He's like so whatever,
And probably a bed-wetter!
I think you should dump the parasite now
And he knows that's what I'm thinking 'bout

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you love me
No way! No way!
Better than those leeches
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

When I get you you'll feel how my kisses linger
Cause wolves can, cause wolves can do it better
When you gonna
just realize that he's stinkin'?
He gave you up
What the hell was he thinking?!

When I get you you'll feel how my kisses linger
Cause wolves can, cause wolves can do it better
When you gonna
just realize that he's stinkin'?
He gave you up
What the hell was he thinking?!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you love me
No way! No way!
better than those leeches
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend