A/N So I was sick today and this is what I ended up doing to occupy myself…for about fifteen minutes. I hope you like it and please review!

Summary: Just a poem I wrote about some stuff that happens at NCIS.

A slap to the back of the head is a wake-up call

A slap to the face is humiliating

A kiss on the cheek is a thank you

A kiss on the head for comfort

A kiss on the lips means I love you

A slap to the back of the head means you're family

A slap to the face means go away

A kiss on the cheek means you helped

A kiss on the head means it will all be okay

A kiss on the lips means I need you now