(A/N) A shot Kaku/Hidan version of "The Fund" that I wrote with KisaIta... I wrote this about 2 years ago and published it on dA, but not on FF for some reason.. Anyway, I was going through my hard-drive and found a ton of half-finished fanfiction that I'd totally forgot about, and am having fun going through it. I never thought I'd post Naruto stuff again, but I just might clean up some of the better stuff and put it up :)
Disclaimer: Naruto and it's characters are not mine. I'd say something funny about what I'd do with the story if it were... buuut... I'm not really interested in Naruto enough anymore to bother... =.= sorry? XD
Hidan and Kakuzu approached the building, the latter muttering about the waste of money. Hidan frowned at the dodgy looking facility. Apparently, it had come to leader's attention that among the "needs" to be catered to among his followers, a new one should be added, out of professional necessity of course.
"Kakuzu, don't be so fucking cheap. I don't want to live for the rest of eternity with some nasty fucking disease from a cheap whore."
Kakuzu snorted. "then don't go at all. It'll save my money."
"You'remoney? You're so fucking delirious."
Kakuzu grunted again
"If you're money is so fucking precious then get yourself off on your own! You do have hands and some freaky fucking tentacles." He laughed. "or you could just rape the shit out of someone."
Kakuzu glared at the base comment.
"Or you could seduce some poor fucker... haha, bitch would have to be fucking blind though."
Kakuzu glared some more. Hidan was enjoying the reactions he was receiving from his snide comments. He proceeded brainstorming more clever, ridiculous and demeaning ideas.
"hahaha, or we could just fuck each other!"
There was momentary silence, as Hidan's words permeated their ears. He hadn't quite realized what he was saying, but he said it, and now the option hung in air. It should have been disgusting, it should have been demeaning, and it shouldhave been fucking hilarious, but for some reason it made him clench up, as a vision of the two of them in bed together washed over his mind. He felt a flush come to his cheeks for no good reason, and a tingling in his stomach begin to spread through his body.
Kakuzu had stopped walking and turned to Hidan at the comment. He stared at the violet eyes and silver hair in somewhat stunned silence as the prospect entered his mind. The fact is, he had thought of it before, but just as quickly as the thought would come, he'd abandon it before a reaction could arise. But now the idea was out in the open, and it made him feel... excitement, and it wasn't just the prospect of saving money that made his pulse rise.
Hidan managed to recover to some extent and regained control of his voice, quickly attempting to laugh off the idea as Kakuzu's green gaze pierced him. "OR we could just save the money and check into a hotel and take a day off!" he sputtered quickly to save himself from the previous comment, and possibly insinuate something else.
Kakuzu quickly nodded in agreement and they both began walking to the nearest hotel, haste edging into their steps. They found themselves in the hotel, up the stairs and at a door in no time, their hearts were beating faster, though time seemed to move slower, as they nodded to each other and tried to proceed casually into the room.
The door clicked shut, and they were at the bed and on each other in an instant, entangling their legs and lips.
(sorry I cut it off there folks, I highly doubt it will ever be continued, but remember, I did write this two years ago, and I was a little scared of the smutty stuff back then P: ... not that I've uploaded anything recently to prove otherwise... I'm working on it~!)