Haven't seen I Can Swing My Sword? Look it up on Youtube real fast, otherwise this story won't mean much to you.
Do you like my shield-sheild-sheild, my Gronkle shield
You cannot-ah wield wield wield my Gronkle shield-shield
Even if you could-could,
I know the secrets!
No one else can make a shield exactly in this manor-manor
welcome to my manna-manna
I c-c-c-canna canna
Swing swing swing my shield, shield
whenever I feel weird-weird
I can swing my shield, shield
I can swing my shield, shield!
One I tangled Gobber
And he tied my fath-er
but it all blew over
cause no one was watching!
Fighting is my business, and by that I mean, with a shield!
Don't look at my weird, do you like my shield?
HAH!
That was rhetorical
you know I am the oracle,
I know you like my shield.
It's made of Gronkle ir-on
calls you like a sir-en
and it's really fin-ine
BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME!
And you're probably jealous!
I can wield my shield, shield,
cause I am the chief, chief
the chief of Gronkle shhhhhiiiieeelllldddds-ah Mwah, ha, ha, ha!
Snotlout: SHUT UP!
Hiccup: No! No!
S: Come on, give it!
H: What?!
S: Give me the shield.
H: No, it's mine!
S: Nope.
H: It's mine!
S: Nope, nope.
H: Awwwww...
S: Shut up.
H: I'll see you in court.
S: Oh-ho-ho, right.
END
Now everytime you see Hiccup's shield, you'll think of this song. And yes, I know the end didn't rhyme. I can't think of a title that rhymes with shield, plus Berk has Chiefs... so... yeah. R&R Hope you liked!