Another Dress Is Destroyed

By: thelittlegreencat

They swirled around in a gentle circle.

Dancing in every corner of the grand ballroom.

He smiled slightly at her. "I must say, you look absolutely stunning."

It was sarcasm, to say the least.

She smiled just as slightly and replied in her heavy British accent, "And you look handsome."

More sarcasm.

They weaved in and out of the other guests and couples, acting as a "couple" themselves.

He dipped her backwards and stole a chance to peck her check.

She glared dangerously. "Don't get cocky, Wolf."

He replied gently,"It was for the sake of cover, Laura. If you weren't enjoying yourself so much, you'd have noticed that fine gentlemen in the corner has been eying us suspiciously for the past several minuets."

To prove his point, he swept Laura by said "gentlemen".

She noted the dangerously obvious gun at the gentleman's side.

He was security.

Wolverine twirled the raider in a circle, making the hem of Laura's black dress bloom out into a large circle.

"Is he still eying us?" She asked.

The Wolf nodded.

She sighed.

"I guess we'll have to blend more." He said, and subtly pulled the great and almighty Tomb Raider into...

a kiss.

She was too shocked to react.

It was short, sweet, and so filled with emotion.

She was still too shocked to register said emotion.

The shock subsided.

She glared again, but resisted the urge to hit the wolf.

Not that the urge was very great.

They both registered that the song was almost over.

He sighed. "I guess it's time to some some noise."

She nodded, every so slightly sad. But she'd never admit it to him or herself.

The last notes of the song played.

Couples broke apart.

She broke out her guns.

He broke out his claws.

She ripped her dress to suit battle.

He did the same with his suit.

Gunshots could be heard throughout the ballroom.

Oh yes, noise was being made.

~Fin~