Warning: This is a ficlet to all Sirius and Remus fans. I don't intend to offend anyone. However, if you support Remus and Tonks, perhaps you should stop reading now. This is an harmless comedy, but you never know what people will think...
Disclaimer: Obviously, Harry Potter is not mine.
The first night of Remus and Nymphadora
By Dana Norram
(Originally written in Portuguese.
Translated into English by Caliope Amphora)
- Oh, Remus, dear! I can't believe you have finally accepted me. I'm so happy I could die. Come on! Make me yours! I've waited so long…
- Nymph--
- It's Tonks!
- Ok. Tonks. Yes, I've accepted you, but under one condition…
- Sure! Tell me! Anything...
- You know, I would like you to change your hair…
- Oh! Do you have a favorite color?
- Hmmm... black?
- Done! So now let's get it on--
- Can you grow you hair longer?
- Oh... like that?
- Hmm... well... maybe a little more untidy...
- Oh... how about now?
- Much better! Oh, your eyes.
- Yeah?
- How about changing their color to... let's say… gray?
- Done... did you like it?
- A lot. But...
- Hm?
- I was thinking, maybe you should widen your shoulders …
- But then I'll look like a swimming champion!
- Ohhh...
- No! Ok. Ok... done...
- Wow! And...
- What now?
- Your breasts… they are kind of… too big…
—x—
- Nym... Tonks?
- Yes?
- Would you mind if I gave you a nickname?
- Of course I wouldn't mind, honey! I would love that! How do you want to call me? Sweetie? Honeypie? Love of my life?
- Actually, I was thinking about "Padfoot"…
- That's cute. But it sounds familiar, you know?
—x—
- Bark for me!
- Wow, Remus, you're soooo wild!
—x—
- Oh, darling, don't be upset! Those things happen…
- I told you I was too old for you…
- You know, I don't think that age was the problem here…
End... xD
Dedicated to Calíope Amphora. Thanks for everything, my dear! n.n