I hope you enjoy this little one shot.
I may make another chapter if you enjoyed it.
Anyhow, let the story begin.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yugioh!
It was another peaceful day at the Kaiba mansion. Kaiba was busily typing away at some document when the doorbell sounded. Sighing, he gets up and answers it.
"What do you want?" Kaiba asked coldly, opening the door to some girl. She looked really pretty.
"I am here to bare your children!"
Kaiba frowned and slammed the door in her face.
The doorbell sounded off again. Kaiba opened it, thinking it was the girl again and was ready to call the hounds on her when he saw it wasn't her.
Yugi was standing at the doorway. "Kaiba!" He said. "Someone poisoned me with a bottle of OOC-ness!"
Kaiba smirked. "Will it kill you?"
"Worse!" He wailed. "It's going to make me emo about Atemu being gone and you will have to date me so I don't kill myself!"
Kaiba slammed the door again. The doorbell rings again.
"I am not answering that." He growled to himself. But the bell kept ringing and ringing and ringing…
Kaiba tore the door open. "WHAT?!"
Mokuba sniffled. "I forgot my key! You didn't have to yell at me!"
Kaiba sighed and let his brother in the house. Then the phone rang.
Kaiba picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Seven days…" Said the voice.
"Excuse me?"
"In seven days, you will die. Unless you get married to…" Kaiba hung up the phone.
The phone rang again. Kaiba ignored it.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" Mokuba asked.
"No." He said simply.
Mokuba picked up the phone before his brother could protest. "Hello?"
A happy smile came across his face as he looked at his older brother. "It's Noah!" Then the smile faded into confusion. "Um, what's incest?"
Kaiba hung up the phone and threw it out the window.
The doorbell rung again, making Kaiba's eyes twitch a little. Mokuba made a move to answer it.
Kaiba blocked him. "Stay away from the door." He commanded.
Mokuba pouted. "But I am expecting someone!" He pushed past his older brother and opened the door.
It was Rebecca. "Hey there cutie!"
Kaiba seemed somewhat relived it was a little girl. Kaiba was about to leave the room thinking it was one of those childhoods' crushes when…
"Are you ready to run away from our caretakers in a attempt to find ourselves and maybe even get married?" Rebecca asked cheerfully.
Near his snapping point, Kaiba promptly picked up Mokuba, slammed the door again, and walked into the kitchen.
"What are we doing Nii-Sama?" Mokuba asked.
Kaiba pulled out a sheet of paper. "We are going to kill every Fan fiction author on this list."