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The Things You Learn From Prince Of Tennis:

No one looks their age.

-Middle Schoolers/High Schoolers are actually super powered humans in disguise that are on par with the JLA and Avengers.

-If you ever see a weird colored drink, run for your life.

-After you play a tennis match, you're most likely going to come out with battle scars/war injuries/broken racquets (and bones).

-Your battle cry will be 'Mada Mada Dane.'

-Or 'Yuden sezu ni iko.'

-Your weapon will be your tennis racquet.

-If you play tennis, you won't have a life.

-If you play tennis, your parents will be non-existent.

-If you play tennis, your love life will be none-existent, for you'll be in love with your tennis racquet.

-All tennis players are beautiful people (or most of them).

-You're never charged for property damage, even though the courts are destroyed after you use them.

-Even if you think you're strong, someone else is stronger.

-And yes, there's someone stronger than that person as well.

-You will be forever mentally scarred after playing beach volleyball or having a food eating contest.

-A good excuse to use when late for something is "Sorry, I was helping a pregnant lady to the hospital."

-The best way to catch a thief is to hit him with tennis balls.

-If someone gives you a cactus and is part of a photography club, he's mostly likely sadistic.

-If you're good at tennis, you're good at practically any other sport.

-You can risk your life playing tennis.

-If you want to watch a violent, bloody battle, where people go flying in brick walls and impaled into fences, just watch a tennis match.

-Echizen Ryoma is adorable.

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You Know You're A Prince Of Tennis Fan When…

-You walk over to a random person who did something poorly and tell them "Mada Mada Dane."

-And when you get punched in the face you say it again.

-You concoct horribly tasting drinks and give them to your friends.

-You settle your quarrels with tennis matches.

-You walk around with your eyes closed while smiling.

-Eat wasabi sushi.

-Steal a random person's bike.

-Run over your friend with said bike.

-And destroy the bike.

-Freak out little kids by telling them ghost stories and then pretend you were never there.

-Walk into the middle of a game and snap your fingers while saying "Be awed by my prowess."

-Hit someone with a tennis ball while cackling and say that you're in your 'Devil Mode'.

-Fall asleep anywhere and everywhere.

-Follow someone around and simply say 'Osu' to everything they say.

-Become an emotionless person and say "Yudan sezu ni iko." to everything.

-Get yourself pumped up for something by listening to music and say "I'm in the rhythm!"

-When something is thrown at you, hold your hands out say "Tezuka zone!"

-When someone says something to you just answer with a hiss.

-Grab a random object and yell "Ora ora! BURNING BABY!"

-And then let go of the object and act very timid.

-Wear your jacket on your shoulders and call yourself 'The Child Of God.'

-When someone tells you something about someone, simply say "Ii data." and scribble something in a green notebook.

-After you do something good say "Oh, Lucky!"

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After three hours of practice…"Ne, Tezuka, do you want to go and do something fun?"

… "No fun, only Tennis."

*Sweatdrop.*

A/N: That was fun, lol! Leave a review, ya know, if you liked it/didn't like it, which one you liked best, or one that you thought of while reading this (I might just add it in!) Thanks, and I hope you enjoyed!