Disclaimer: I don't own them, I never did, and I never will. They belong to JKR, and if she doesn't do an amazing job with them, my name is Auchtpulia Guatenmulu (hey guys, come on, that's not my name, ok?)

Lily - It's over guys. Give me my money.

Sirius - Wait a minute Lils. Technically, you didn't win.

Lily - And what exactly do you mean by that Black?

Sirius - Back to a surname's daily basis, aren't we? Tsk, tsk, what a bad loser.

Lily - First point: We have only been superficially civilized to each other because of James. Second point: I didn't loose. Third and last point: I've never been a bad loser in my entire life. Got it all Black?

Sirius - Noted down and printed Evans.

James - Well… Sirius? Don't really want to interrupt your lovely err… chat, but in laws eyes she's Potter now, not Evans.

Sirius - That's confusing Prongs. How the hell are people going to know who's the Potter I am talking about?

James - Do you see any people here?

Sirius - Err… no?

James - Exactly. There are only us in here.

Sirius - Right. By the way, thanks a lot for visiting me. I was getting pretty bored down here.

Lily - Whose fault was that Black?

Sirius - …

James - Wow, that was brilliant Lily. You actually made Sirius speechless without a spell. If we weren't already married, I would marry you.

Lily – Thanks, honey. That was quite flattering…

James - It was supposed to be.

Sirius - Anyway, fluffy love scenes apart, can you go back to our main theme?

Lily - … but I really should have used a spell. Those things don't tend to wear off this quickly.

James - Which was?

Sirius - Duh, Prongs, our bet. About my godson and whom will he hook up with.

James - Oh, right. And, Padfoot, I don't think you kept that in mine, but before being YOUR godson, Harry is MY son.

Sirius - I was around him more time than you did, wasn't I?

Lily - And that was quite insensible of you Black.

Sirius - Sorry Lils. But he is a great kid. I can't help if I'm so proud of him.

James - Of course he is a great kid. I'm his father, after all!

Lily - I'm so happy he didn't inherit your HUGE head James. I assure you, if you had half of Harry qualities when you were his age, I would have dated you a long time before our seventh year.

James - Hey!

Lily - Sorry dear, no one said the true didn't hurt.

Author's note: Sorry for interrupting like this, but I couldn't bring myself to write any longer. If you prove to me you like it (REVIEW; REVIEW) I will end the fic. If you don't…