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"I can't believe Vince finally let us take a break and go on a cruise to Honolulu Hawaii!" Lita said really excited. She was on the phone with her best Friend Trish Stratus. " I know! Not to mention Matt is going to be there and you know that he has a major crush on you! Trish said really excited for her best friend. "What ever! What about you and John Everybody knows you guys like each other, I think this Cruise is going to be a perfect chance for you to lovebirds to hook up." Lita said packing a Red Bikini in her suitcase. "Well I really do like John a lot but what if he doesn't feel the same way about me? I mean come on he could have which ever girl on this planet, and he said he doesn't date divas." Trish Said, putting her make up kit in her suitcase. "Well he did say that, but you still have a good chance to hook up with him. Besides he'll die when he sees you in the baby blue bikini you bought!" Lita said she was done packing and sat down on her bedroom coach, looking over the wonderful view she had on a lake not far from her house. "Damn straight! Anyways sorry to have to hang up on you hoe but I have to finish packing all my crap into this tiny suitcase." Trish said trying to close the top of her suitcase but couldn't."Who are you calling a hoe? Ok well call me as soon as you finish -k-" Lita said. "Sure thing laterz." With that Trish hanged up and started to pack all her things in her tiny black suitcase.
"John can you believe we are going on a cruise with hot babes!" Randy said practically drooling all over himself. "Man close your mouth or you are going to catch flies!" John said laughing at his best friend Randy Orton. They were both sharing a hotel suite and were packing their suitcases. "Whatever man. This could be your chance to hook up with the sexy Toronto babe Trish Stratus." Randy said Packing a pair of Joe Boxers into his suitcase. "You Know I don't date divas." John said packing a "Red Sox" hat into his suitcase. "Well why don't you just admit that you do want to hook up with Trish." Randy said. "Well I have to admit that I do want to hook up with her, but what if she doesn't feel the same way about me. I mean she could have what ever guy she wants. Why would she go out with a thug like" John said sounding sad. He was done packing and sat on a couch across from the bed, where Randy was packing his things. "Is the Doctor of thuganomics" John Cena afraid of getting rejected?" Randy asked John who was fiddling with his hands. "Well… John paused for a moment not knowing if he should tell the legend killer, Yeah I mean she's SMOKIN'!" John said smiling at the thought of Trish. "Well take a chance and see where it goes, and act real sweet around her." Randy said. He was done packing and sat on a coach across from John. "whatever man, how about you? Who are you gonna hook up with on this luxurious cruise?" John asked with a curious look on his face. "I think I'm gonna hook up with Dawn Marie." Randy said with a smirk on his face. "She's so Fine! Randy said with a dreamy look , "Well all this diva talk is making me hungry, lets go to that restaurant across the street and get a bite to eat." Randy said rubbing his stomach like a little kid. John laughed. "Aight man. I'm hungry too, let's get a bite to eat." With that they left to "The Sunset Restaurant"
"I can't believe we are leaving to Honolulu Hawaii tomorrow! Jeff yelled, to his brother Matt and best bud Chris Jericho. "I know man, Not to mention it could be Matt's chance to hook up with Little Red Riding hood. (Lita)"
The three were at "The Sunset Restaurant" Since they were done packing they decided to catch a bight to eat. "I don't know man, I mean come on she is really into bad ass guys, and I don't think Im bad ass enough." Matt said. Jeff and Chris laughed almost chocking on their food. "I think you have a good chance of hooking up with her." Matt said. "Besides I saw her watching your match against Edge in the locker room." Matt said popping a fry in his mouth. "Yeah but that don't mean she likes him." Chris said taking a bite of his hamburger. "You are so not helping the situation." Jeff said throwing a fry at Chris. "Hey man watch it!" Chris yelled. "Well keep your mouth shut and only talk when you have something positive to say you jackass!" Jeff yelled back, starring Chris down. Chris just kept his mouth shut, he knew that if he said something bad about Jeff's brother he would be in for it. "Well that's enough about my love life. How about you two, who are you guys going to hook up with on this long cruise?" Matt said with little enthusiasm. "Well, Im planning on being with Stephanie." Chris said sounding really sure. "How are you gonna do that that chick hates your guts!" Matt asked taking a drink of his Diet Dr. Pepper. "I have my ways." Chris said. At that moment Chris, Jeff and Matt saw John and Randy walk in to the restaurant. The two walked over to Chris, Jeff and Matt's booth. "Hey guy's what's up?" John asked the three who were eating their burgers and fries. "Not much, just here discussing what are we gonna do on the cruise." Jeff said so everyone could see his food. "Dude didn't your mom teach you not to talk with your mouth full?" Randy asked looking disgusted. "Nope." Jeff said with his mouth full of food, which made Randy Want to run out to the bathroom and hurl. "So can you believe Vince is finally giving us a vacation." John said taking a seat next to Jeff. "I know, I always thought he was a self-centered cold hearted bastard." Chris said. Well I think well see you ladies later ,after seeing that I lost my appetite." Randy said pointing a finger at Jeff, who just laughed. Then him and John walked out of "The Sunset Restaurant"
Stephanie, Ashley and Dawn Marie were at Stephanie's house they have been staying with her for the last couple months and were done packing their suitcases. They were all gathered outside by Stephanie's pool.
"I can't believe your dad actually gave us all a vacation!" Ashley squealed. "I know, I had to beg him to let us get some time of from wrestling, it could really get annoying you know." Stephanie said taking a drink of her Martini. "Tell me about it, I broke one of my knuckles when I fought that hoe Christy." Ashley said rolling her eyes at the thought of Christy. "That chick really hates you I wonder why." Dawn Marie said Taking a drink of her "Monster" drink. "Well let's stop talking about her every time we mention her name I feel like jumping out the window." Ashley said looking at all the glass windows in the house. Dawn Marie and Stephanie just chuckled. "Well that's enough of that who do you guys want to see or be with on this cruise." Dawn Marie asked Stephanie and Ashley. "I don't know I have had my eyes set on Jeff Hardy." Ashley said you could almost see little red hearts forming in her eyes. "Oooh…and why Jeff Hardy?" Dawn Marie asked with curious-ness. "I don't know it's just the whole idea that he is such a total bad ass and a total daredevil, I just love that in a guy." Ashley said winking to the other two. "Well how about you Dawn who do you want to be with on this luxurious cruise my daddy is throwing." Stephanie asked . "Well I have my eyes set on a certain legend killer." Dawn said raising her eyebrow "Orton" style. The other two giggled.
"Well that's a really good choice he is such a real sweet heart." Ashley said taking a drink of her "Red Bull" "How about you Steph who do you want to be with on this amazing voyage?" Dawn asked looking over at Stephanie who just rolled her eyes and let out a loud sigh. "I don't really want to be with any one." Stephanie said, sounding unsure of her answer. "You know Jericho is going to be there." Dawn said with a smirk on her face. "Ughh, I know that jackass better keep his distance, or he is going to be swimming with the fishes." Stephanie said sounding pissed off and rolling her eyes at the thought of Chris. Ashley and Dawn Marie just laughed their asses off. "Damn Steph did you forget to take your anti bitch pill today?" Dawn said in between laughs. "Nope, I think my brother Shane ate the last one." Stephanie said while placing her sunglasses over her eyes. "I don't know about you two but it's already
6 ' clock and I'm going to catch some sleep." Ashley said getting up from her beach chair and headed inside. Dawn Marie and Stephanie followed, after all tomorrow was the day of the cruise.
This is my second fanfic my first fanfic is calles Stuck in Red Snow! But anyways if you read this thanks a bunch:o) But please R&R tell me if you like it, or you think it completley sucks! And if you have some ideas tell me and I'll be happy to include them in my story! Thanks alot! R&R PLEASE! If I get enough reviews i'll update as soon as I can! But please no flames! ;o)
