Wahoo!  This is Black Phoenix KaT with my second Naruto ficcie!  I know I'm working on Call Me Insanity, but I just thought about this after reading Battle Royale and decided to let you all read my kind-of-strange-yet-weird-obsession of blood and killing and all that insane crap.  Forgive me, DJ-sama, for mixing up the thing you love with the thing you hate.  (He loves BR, hates Naruto…don't ask why…)  And I hope you're happy, Usara…you get yer Itachi evilness…hey…that's a good thing.  Well, if you know what Battle Royale is, there's no need for me to explain and spoil.

I'm only gonna say this once.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Battle Royale.  Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and Battle Royale belongs to Koushun Takami (and if you include the manga, it also belongs to Masayuki Taguchi.)  I only own COPIES of said titles.  I wish I owned Itachi-kun though…and Kawada and Mimura…*is stabbed with a kunai, then shot by Kawada's gun…and bonked by Mimura's laptop* G-Good…*dies an unbearable death*

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CHAPTER 1
            The Cruise Ship To Hell


     The heavy atmosphere was thick with the undying scent of cigarette fumes.  Only the dim light of a single light bulb brightened the packed room.  "So…majority wins.  Commence operation in one week.  Inform all instructing shinobi immediately."


     There was nothing out of the ordinary in Konoha.  The sun was shining, the ramen was steaming, and the three young members of Team Seven were waiting for their usually belated instructor.  Naruto, being the most impatient of the three, continued to lose his temper at his sensei's tardiness. 
     "Argh!  Stupid sensei!  I bet he's at home reading his stupid book!" whined Naruto.  Both Sakura and Sasuke were used to Naruto's childish habits, but at times like these, it was annoying. 
     "Shut up Naruto!  I'm trying to think here!" cried Sakura, delivering yet another shocking blow that connected with Naruto's nearly empty noggin.  After the usual "Itai…" and motherly lecturing, Sakura turned to face Sasuke, who sat under the cool shade of the tree in silence, lost in deep thought.  "Sasuke-kun…you've heard…right?" she said, her voice softening. 
     "Aa.  I wonder what 'The Program' is all about.  Any ideas?"  Sasuke said in his usual monotonous tone, slowly turning to face Sakura. 
     "Maybe it's a new reality show on television," she replied.
     "Could be."
     "What show on TV?!  Itai, itai…" popped Naruto, unaware of their conversation.  He shivered as he saw the dark glares he received from his fellow teammates.  "W-What's 'The Program'?"
     Poof!  Kakashi appeared before the three, his copy of Icha Icha Paradise in hand.  "Sorry I'm late.  I just got back from an urgent teachers' meeting with Tsunade about-"
     "Liar!" cried Naruto and Sakura in unison, totally interrupting Kakashi.  Again.
     "Sorry kiddos, not this time.  All instructors-"
     "Then why do you have your nasty hentai book in your hand?" interrupted Naruto.
     "I felt like reading on my way here.  Now, for the last time, all instructors were to report to Hokage-sama's office this morning to announce…that all students, excluding academy trainees, are to go on an island cruise tomorrow morning.  They say it's for a new reality show, known for now as 'The Program'."
     Sakura and Naruto felt as if heaven's clouds have lifted them up to the holiest of holies.  Their eyes sparkled at the thought of being national television hits.  Sasuke merely smiled.  Kakashi felt the positive energy emit from his students, slightly easing the pain that burdened his heart so heavily.  "Kakashi-sensei, what about you?  Aren't you coming with us?" asked Sakura, becoming slightly worried after the silver haired jounin had suddenly gone silent for five minutes. 
     "Ah, I can't go.  Students only." Without warning, Kakashi pulled all three of his students into a tight embrace, doing his best not to cry.  "You might never come back again.  Don't forget me.  And remember that I love you guys."
     All three genin were deeply confused by their instructor's sudden show of emotion.  They obviously didn't understand what he meant, or what was going on.  What did he mean that he'd never see them again?  They would see him on breaks, right?  Still, they pondered the matter, hoping that they'd soon sink in his words.
     Nonetheless, it was time to let go.  Kakashi released hi students from his loving grip and speedily made a grab at his naughty book.  He quickly turned around as he opened his book, slowly walking away.  "You get a break today.  Get your stuff packed for tomorrow.  No weapons."  He heard Sakura and Naruto cheer behind him and watched as the three left their training area.  "If only they knew."


     The next morning was sheer bliss for the young genin.  Everywhere, all teams from Konoha, including a select few from other outside villages, chattered amongst themselves.  Screams of delight rang through the air, one of those voices belonging to a certain pink haired shinobi. 
     All excited for the trip, Sakura hugged Sasuke every five minutes and squealed.  "Sasuke-kun!  This is so exciting!"
     "Aa.  Exciting.  Whoo," he replied unenthusiastically.  He allowed Sakura to drag him to the entry line, where the two checked in and boarded the cruise liner. 
     The two found Naruto chatting with Hinata, who kept blushing like mad every time he spoke a word to her.  "Yeah!  I'll be rich enough to buy every flavor of ramen there is!" Naruto exclaimed, punching the air.
     Great, Naruto-kun!  Lots of ramen!" blushed Hinata, twiddling her fingers.

     Almost every ninja they've encountered were there: Ino, Gaara, Neji; everyone was present.  Both Sakura and Sasuke were amazed at all who was aboard the ship.  Inner senses were flashing.  Sakura turned to her left to find Gaara gazing at her.  Chills ran down her spine as she felt his cold, lingering eyes fixated on hers.  Sasuke noticed this and wrapped a protective arm around Sakura's shoulders, glaring at the Sand-nin for a moment, then continued his search for their rooms.  "Sakura, settle down, you'll be fine," he whispered past the pink locks that shielded her ears.  Sakura merely nodded, blushing as she felt Sasuke's fingers quickly interlace with hers.  Around this time, Inner Sakura exploded with joy and every kind of happy feeling that existed in the entire universe.  (Yes!  Sasuke is protecting me!  And we're holding hands!  Hell yeah!  Love conquers all!)

     Ino was across the dining hall, deep in conversation with Shikamaru, who seemed to be paying more attention to the half-eaten chocolate covered strawberry on his plate than to his blonde teammate.  He didn't mind her constant yakking and ranting, but just the mention of "Sasuke-kun" often annoyed him. 
     "Sasuke-kun doesn't like Forehead Girl!  It's so obvious!  I mean; it's just that every time they see each other, he completely ignores her!  Come on, it's obvious that we're meant for each other!  We're destined to be together and-" her mouth ran a mile a minute.  To Shikamaru, everything she had said for the past ten minutes came out as "blah-blah" to his ears.  He simply nodded, pretending to understand what nonsense poured out of her mouth.  Luckily for him, she had shut up. 
     "Sakura and Sasuke-kun?!  Together?!  Grr!  This can't be happening!  This can't be allowed!"  Ino was halfway up out of her seat when Shikamaru grabbed her wrist and forced her back down into her chair.  "Shika!  Let me go, baka!"
     "Leave them alone.  We'll see them later.  And…I'm no baka.  I'm much more intelligent than you, duh."
     "Argh!  Sometimes…sometime I hate you, Shika!"
     "Gee, and I love you too, Ino," Shikamaru remarked sarcastically.
     "What did you say?!"
     "Nothing."

     Mary had a little lamb.  Its fleece was white as snow.  Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go.  The same applied to Team Seven.  Everywhere they went; they went together.  In this case, they shared the same room.  The three resided in Room Thirty Three, where Naruto happily slurped up cup ramen while watching "Battle Royale" on the television.  Sasuke sat on the center bed (Sakura's) and his attention was focused entirely on the movie.  Sakura emerged from the bathroom, donning a pair of fluffy pink pajama pants adorned with images of rubber ducks and bunnies, accompanied by a matching spaghetti-strap top and a moist towel hung around her neck.  Her hair was slightly fuzzy from towel and hair blower drying, but neither of the boys seemed to mind.
     Sakura walked over to her bed and sat next to Sasuke, momentarily eyeing the Sharingan shinobi in his thin gray tank top and blue SD Gundam boxers.  After a few moments of staring, she shifted her eyes toward the movie, instantly hooked onto the unfolding scene.  "Ne, Sasuke-kun.  What are you watching?" she asked, shifting a little closer to Sasuke after seeing blood spray everywhere from a girl who just got shot. 
     Sasuke noticed Sakura's movements (seeing that the mattress shifted under his bottom after Sakura's shuffling) and allowed her to lean on his shoulder, also setting his own head on hers.  "We're watching Battle Royale.  Hold up, Chigusa just got shot."
     "Huh?" Sakura focused her attention on the screen, where she saw "Chigusa" fall to the ground, her bright yellow gym suit stained crimson.  Out of nowhere, a young man ran full tilt toward Chigusa, trying his hardest not to cry as he saw her, bloodied and dying. 
     Sakura couldn't help but cry, using Sasuke's tank top as a handkerchief.  Sasuke didn't mind, since he used Sakura's towel to dry his coming tears.  Naruto, on the other hand, bawled like a baby on the bed, dropping his empty cup and chopsticks onto the floor. 
    
     Chigusa sputtered, seeing the darkness overshadow her.  God, can I tell him one more thing?  She turned to face Hiroki one more time, choking on her final words.  "Hiroki, you've become quite the stud." He cradled her battered body, close to tears. 
     "And you're the most coolest girl in the world," he replied, his nose just barely touching hers.  His eyes were beginning to tear, and he attempted to wipe the tears away.
     She smiled, knowing full well that it was the last smile she'll ever give to Hiroki.
     "A…arigatou…" The shades of her sight had been drawn down permanently.  The cloaked shadow had taken the light away from Hiroki, his light, Chigusa. 
     "Chigusa…" Hiroki touched her cheek and lifted her face up, watching her head fall back down as he let go.  "Chigusa…" He grasped her hand and buried his face in her hair, shedding the tears that were dammed up in his ocean of grief.

     Just watching the touching death scene jerked tears from Sasuke.  Sakura was sniffling, her cries muffled by Sasuke's now wet tank top.  "Why did Chigusa have to die?  Why?  She loved Hiroki!"
     "Hey now, it's just a movie, Sakura," said Sasuke, patting Sakura's head and stroking her hair.  Naruto blew his nose on his blanket.
     "But her death was so sad!  Why did she have to die?  Why did Hiroki say such lame-ass final words to her?" Sakura cried.  From across the hall, they heard Ino wail the same thing.

     "Why did she die, Shikamaru?!" Ino caught Shikamaru in a tight embrace, drenching his black tank top with her salty tears.
     "I don't know, now let go," declared Shikamaru, trying desperately to get Ino to release her grip on his torso. 

     Sakura managed to settle down to sniffles, Naruto began using Kleenex to blow his nose on, and Sasuke changed into a black pajama shirt, buttoned up halfway.  Sasuke turned off the lights and climbed into bed, Naruto following suit.  Sakura dug through her backpack and took out a CD, which she popped into the CD player she hooked up on the side table between her bed and Sasuke's.  "Um, I listen to music while I sleep.  I hope you don't mind," she whispered as she turned on the CD player with a flip of the switch.
     "I do too, so it's okay." Sasuke turned to his side, fully facing Sakura.  "What's on it?"
     "Stuff that puts me to sleep.  Love songs, some J-Pop, bit of techno, trance, etcetera."
     "I listen to alternative, J-rock, and all that punk and goth crap."
     "Oh…" Sakura sighed, reaching to turn the CD player off.  Instantly, she felt Sasuke's hand on her wrist.  "Huh?"
     "It's okay.  Listen to whatever you want." Sakura saw Sasuke's eyes gleam under the moon's dim beams that seeped into the room from the partly curtained window.  They were full of understanding, he wasn't mocking her, nor angry.  "I'll get used to it."
     "All right then, Sasuke-kun." She skipped the CD all the way to track number eight, where she left it on repeat and curled up under the covers.  "Oyasumi, Sasuke-kun."
     "Night." He listened to the song Sakura had selected.  It was a love song, but this song was saying something…something that sounded quite familiar to him.  He noticed Sakura's muffled sniffles under the covers.  Then it hit him.  This song is about her and her feelings about me.


Kimi no kotoba wa
Yume no yasashisa kana?
USO wo zenbu
Oikakushiteru
ZURUI yo ne

(All your words
Seem gentle in my dreams
But they're lies
And I turn away
You cheater)

"Kaettekuru kara"
Oikoshiteyuku kimi no koe
Iji hatte
Tsuyoi FURI 
Toki wo modoshite  
Sakebeba yokatta?  
Ikanai de to namida
koboshitara
Ima wa dekiru
Donna koto mo

("I'll come back"
Your voice passes me
Memories grow
But I'm tough
Time that's returned
That got away
I should have yelled don't go, with tears
in my eyes
And now
I can't do a thing)

Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wo
Haruka na
Kimi no senaka ni okuru yo
Tsubasa ni kaete

(I cannot say
The 1000 words
Faraway
To your back
My words can't fly to you)

Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wa
Kizutsuita
Kimi no senaka ni yorisoi
dakishimeru

(I cannot say
The 1000 words
You're wounded
And I can't reach you
I want to hold you)

Yume no tsuduki wa
Kimi wo omoinagara
Ano hi no koto
Wasureta furishite
ZURUI yo ne

(The dream goes on
My feelings are for you
That faraway day
That I want to forget
You cheater)

"Tegami wo kaku kara"
Shisen sorashita kimo no koe
Iji hatte
Tsuyoi FURI
Toki wo modoshite
Okoreba yokatta?
Matenai yo to kata wo
otoshitara?
Ima wa dekiru
Donna koto mo

("I'll write to you"
Your voice goes away
Memories grow
But I'm tough
Time that's returned
That once left
Was I to say I couldn't wait that long?
And now
I can't do a thing)

Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wo
Mienai
Kimi no senaka ni okuru yo
Tsubasa ni kaete

(Can you hear it?
My 1000 words
Reaching to
Your faded away back
On wings)

Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba Tsukareta
Kimi no senaka no okuru yo
Tsubasa ni kaete

(Can you hear it?
My 1000 words
Your tired back
They reach towards you
I want to hold you)

Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wo
Lalalala…
Kimi no senaka ni okuru yo
Tsubasa ni kaete

(I could say
The 1000 words
Lalalala…
They can't seem
to reach you)

Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wa
Lalalala…
Kimi no senaka ni yorisoi
Lalalalala…

(Can you hear it?
My 1000 words
Lalalala…
I want to cuddle up to you
Lalalalala…)




     "So…I lie to her and leave…yet she still loves me…weird song…" Sasuke sensed Sakura's silent weeping being replaced by interval breathing.  Allowing some time to pass, he waited until Sakura was asleep before he climbed out of his bed and took his place by her side in her bed.  He wrapped his arms around her from behind, burying his face in her hair.  "God, this song's depressing.  It makes me feel guilty."

     Dreams die, dissolving in the mist of secrecy, only to become the nightmares that haunt our sanity.  In each room, camouflaged slot high in the corners near the ceiling shot out small nozzles.  These nozzles released a deep sleeping gas that numbed the body for at least three hours.  Five minutes into the "intoxication," shinobi well hidden in the darkness ventured to every room, armed with sets of metal bands.


     "Where are we?" asked Ten-Ten.  All of the students had woken up, not knowing anything of the location they currently stranded in.  Light in the room emitted from dim ceiling lights and the moon's haunting beams that snuck into the room through foggy windows.  The only things they recognized were a few broken desks, the chalkboard, and the large teacher's desk before them.  "A…classroom?"
     "What the hell?  Sure, dog collars are okay for me, but this is ridiculous!" exclaimed Kiba, whimpering almost as much as his faithful pet, Akamaru.  He pointed out the metal collars on their necks, leaving everyone to wonder how and when they got there.
     The creaking slide of a door ceased the chatter.  Like frightened mice, the young shinobi turned to the source.  The door slowly slid open, making each second seem like hours.  All waited in baited breath as the figure slowly stepped into the room. 
     His waist length, dark auburn locks shielded his face as he made his way toward the teacher's desk, followed by a few Anbu elites.  He sat on top of the desk, crossing his legs and smiling.  "Hey."
     Sakura recognized him immediately and grabbed Sasuke's hand, which in turn, squeezed Sakura's hand tightly as he fiercely pulled her close.  His Sharingan eyes began to flicker, his normal black and then his inherited red wheels. 
     "I see you two recognized me, Sakura and Sasuke."
     "Orochimaru…" Sasuke hissed.
     "Yeah…I'm glad that you two would be joining us today." He got up off the desk and trudged to the chalkboard, picking up a piece of chalk and writing "Battle Royale" on the black platform with the pale, dusty stick.
     "Before we begin class, I'd like to introduce you to a few…'transfer students'.  You three please stand." Three shadows from the back corners of the room stood up, not caring when Orochimaru aimed his flashlight directly at their faces.  "Kabuto, Kisame, and…someone hold the Uchiha boy.  And this is…" Orochimaru paused for dramatic effect.  "Uchiha Itachi."
     It took Sakura, seven Narutos, Kiba, Shikamaru, and even Lee to hold Sasuke back from assaulting his brother.  "Sasuke, settle down!" cried all of the Naruto copies.
    Orochimaru laughed, hurling the piece of chalk at Sasuke's forehead.  "Brotherly love…or hate…what the hell.  Sit down, little bastards!" All obeyed, hurriedly finding a seat at either a desk or floor.  Orochimaru smirked.  "Do you know why you're on this island?  Well, it all started last week.  The board held a council meeting to decide how to test your ninjitsu skills.  A vote was held, and a majority of them voted on this project."
     Hinata raised her hand.  "I have a question."
     Orochimaru nodded.  "Aa?"
     "What project are you talking about?"
     "It's called the 'Battle Royale Act'.  It actually has a longer name than that, but I don't know what it's called.  You recognize the name, right?  Yes, good movie.  It's in video games, only this is one game you can't restart."
     Lee raised his hand and stood up from his desk.  "I'd like to ask one!"
     "Shoot."
     "What do you mean we can't restart?  I mean…this isn't a fight to the death…is it?"  Orochimaru remained silent for a few minutes, leaving Lee hanging.  He then looked up, smiling.  "Actually, yes."

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     Yay!  DONE!  The actual first chapter was longer…but I decided that eleven pages is a bit too much…so I cut off two pages and pasted it for chapter two.  Nine pages should be enough for you!  GYAHAHAHA!! 
     Well, please don't get mad at who dies!  I didn't decide these myself!  I knew it might have come to this, so I wrote names and weapons on slips of paper, shoved them in a hat, and drew out the order of deaths and who got what weapons.  So don't blame me!  Blame the luck of the draw!  I used a lot of weapons from the movie, but I mixed it up with some…mixes of my own…hehe…
    
     Pairings…yes, pairings!  There are pairings!  Though I doubt they'll last long, seeing that the sixteen or something will die.   Well, here they are…

1) SasuSaku (with Gaara trying to interfere)
2) ShikaIno

3) NaruHina

4) NejiTen
5) Me and Kawada or Itachi or Mimura! *gets killed again by the laptop, kunai, and shotgun* Okay, I lied.

Please R&R!  This'll be my bloodiest fic yet!

     Thanks to DJ-sama, Alysia-sama, and Lindy for getting me into the bloody wonderful world of Battle Royale!