With Love
Written By;; Me.
Dedication;; Uhm, no one?
Disclaimer;; I don't even own the computer I'm typing on.
Warning;; Noncest (yeah, that's an actual warning when it comes to Len/Rin), also Len and Rin have very colorful word choice. There are also, of course, some sexual themes. 'Cause they're fun.
31 March. 11:55 p.m.
From: ROADAROLLA
To: BigBananaBoy
Subject: Did you ever notice how WRONG your e-mail address is . . .?
Regardless, that's not really what I'm e-mailing you about, 'cause, y'know, that'd be kinda weird.
I mean, you DID just move away to—where was it again? California?—well, wherever, and so . . .
Yeah. You. Me. In touch. Stay.
Psh.
So, meet any cute girls, yet? Knowing you, you have. Shame on you. Forgetting about me already?
Ass.
Much love,
Rin.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: ROADAROLLA
Subject: Yes, I did. It's rather funny, no?
That would be a very dumb thing to e-mail me about Rinny, and to tell you the truth, I probably would have never replied and you could have considered our friendship over.
However, seeing as that's NOT the reason you e-mailed me, our friendship may continue on! :D
Yes, California is where I am.
Complete sentences, my dear, they are your friend.
The weather's not the only thing hot here. ;)
Rin-Rin, I would NEVER forget about you. Even so, why should be ashamed to find babes here? It's not like we were dating.
Weirdo.
Love? You don't act like it,
Len.
From: ROADAROLLA
To: BigBananaBoy
Subject: Funny? Considering it's a LIE? And seriously what were you thinking . . .?
. . . You better be joking about that, otherwise I'd Road Roller your ass.
Continue on my ass. The way this is going, I'm going to desert you soon.
So, neh. This is me sticking my tongue out at you.
Hmm . . . California. Sounds nice . . .
Me. No. Likey. Sentences.
. . . You are such a GUY. I mean, seriously?
Aww, really? You wouldn't?
You're so sweet.
But, but ! If you find a girlfriend, you wouldn't want to talk to me as much anymore . . .
I'd be sad. :(
I AM NOT WEIRD!
Would you have preferred something along the lines of "hate you"? 'Cause that can be arranged.
Despising your existence,
Rin.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: ROADAROLLA
Subject: IT IS SO TRUE! I can prove it. And, bite me—I was eight when I made it.
. . . From hundreds of miles away?
Desert me? I feel so loved . . .
Really? Are you now? I'd think your sticking your tongue out at the computer monitor, though . . .
It is nice. It would be better if you were here, though. . . See? I could be nice. ;)
Well I do. Cut it out or I'll slit your throat—I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!
Last I checked, I AM a guy, Rinny.
Really, I wouldn't.
I know; I'm a sweetheart.
Rin, in all seriousness, if I got myself a girlfriend, I would NEVER abandon you for a stupid relationship with her.
Unless she's hot. In which case, well . . .
NO! I WILL RESIST!
Even if she is attractive, you will still be my best friend. Forever. Like we promised when we were five.
I just hope that, if you get a boyfriend, you won't leave me, either.
I mean, you wouldn't, right?
RIGHT?
. . .
You're so mean to me.
Crying now,
Len.
From: ROADAROLLA
To: BigBananaBoy
Subject: How? . . . Why would you need an e-mail when you're eight?
I HAVE METHODS.
I'm serious, I do.
"Loved"? You? HA!
. . . Shut up. I'm sticking my tongue out in your general direction. So, neh. I win.
To quote you (something I never thought I'd do): "From hundreds of miles away?"
. . .
You're a guy? That's news to me . . .
You . . . really wouldn't? You wouldn't forget me? Honestly and truly?
. . . "Sweetheart" my ass.
Aww, is that so? Really, really? I take it back; you are a sweetheart.
. .and I take that back again. Ass.
You'd resist? Are you sure? -sigh- I guess I have to take back the taking back of the take back.
. . . –confused- What did I just say?
Len, we made that promise when we were four, in my backyard next to the oak tree. It was April 8th. We were not five. Get your facts right.
Actually, Kaito just asked me out earlier today so this e-mail was my way of saying "goodbye" . . . sorry?
. . .
I am!
Why don't you grow a pair,
Rin.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: ROADAROLLA
Subject: With a picture . . . I wanted one "just in case".
That sounds . . . rather frightening, actually. STAY AWAY.
. . .
Gee, thanks. That makes me feel so good.
How do you know my general direction?
You're quoting me now? YES!
. . . Yes, from hundreds of miles away. You're not the only one with methods.
THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING A PICTURE!
I really wouldn't, Rin-Rin, why would I leave you?
What! I'm sweet!
Aww, told ya!
. . . Stop taking things back! I bet you're one of those people who buy things only to return them!
Details, details.
Wait, Kaito? You mean . . .
Tall, good-looking, blue hair, senior, Kaito?
You better be sorry.
. . .
I already have a pair,
Len.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE
Subject: Run
Fast and far.
From: TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE
To: BigBananaBoy
Subject: Why?
No, really, why?
Is something wrong, Len?
From: ROADAROLLA
To: BigBanaBoy
Subject: Ew. Don't.
Do I scare you? -grins-
. . .
It shouldn't.
My twin-senses are telling me your general direction, okay?
It's a onetime thing.
. . . Is that supposed to scare me?
DON'T! PUT THE CAMERA DOWN, LEN!
The only reason I can think of you leaving me is you being an ass.
. . .
Let's drop the topic of your "sweet"-ness. I'm getting really confused.
Wait. Who in the world would buy things just so they can return it? Why would they do that?
Important details!
Yes, that Kaito.
Actually, I'm not that sorry; wanna know why?
Check the calendar.
APRIL FOOLS!
Ah, you're so gullible.
Laughing,
Rin.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE
Subject: Oh, no reason.
APRIL FOOLS.
Haha, got you.
You can stop running now.
Seriously, stop,
Len.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: ROADAROLLA
Subject: Psh.
Attachment: BigBanana (.) pic
No, you don't. You're like . . . a harmless kitten. Yeah.
. . .
Sarcasm, my dear. Of course I'm hurt that you find me so unlovable.
For the last time, Rin-Rin, just because we have the same last name, we are not twins.
And you don't have "twin-senses" you dork.
Now I will have to make you quote me again . . . hmm . . .
Yes, it's supposed to scare you.
NO! I NEED TO PROVE IT! The file is attached. ;D
I am not an ass! I have an ass – a beautiful one at that—but, pbft.
. . .
I'm confused, too, Rinny.
My mother does, ask her.
"Important" to you maybe!
That Kaito's an idiot.
Wait, why?
. . . It's not even midnight here yet. It's still March, dummy.
I hate you sometimes,
Len.
From: TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE
To: BigBananaBoy
Subject: . . .
Why are you pranking me at midnight?
WAIT.
It's still March where you are, Mr. Two-Hours-Behind.
. . .
Rin told you something about me, didn't she?
I never started running,
Kaito.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE
Subject: . . . .
BECAUSE I CAN!
Uhm? . . . My clocks are still set for central time?
Okay, yeah. It was Rin.
Of course you didn't,
Len.
From: TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE
To: BigBananaBoy
Subject: . . . . .
BUT YOU CAN'T LITTLE BOY.
Seriously, shouldn't you be sleeping? Y'know, school?
No, they're not. You started setting your clocks two weeks before you even moved and did that stupid thing whenever people asked you what time it was. Remember? "Oi, Len, what time is it?" "Huh? Oh, it's 8:30 . . . " "8:30! Shit, I'm late for school." ". . . In California! :D"
. . . Yeah. You were a dumbass.
Ha! I knew it! What'd she say?
I really didn't,
Kaito.
New chat from ROADAROLLA to BigBananaBoy !
ROADAROLLA: Fuck this, I'm IM-ing you.
BigBananaBoy: Oh really? Got too lazy for e-mail, I see.
ROADAROLLA: Shut up.
BigBananaBoy: Shutting up.
ROADAROLLA: So.
BigBananaBoy: So . . .
ROADAROLLA: Why'd you send me a picture of a really big banana?
BigBananaBoy: I TOLD you I'd send you a picture of my banana! ;D
ROADAROLLA: . . . Idiot.
BigBananaBoy: But, wait, you actually opened the attachment . . .?
ROADAROLLA: . . . Idiot.
BigBananaBoy: Aww, you wanted to see it! Disappointed?
ROADAROLLA: . . . Idiot.
BigBananaBoy: I stunned you with my beauty; that's the only thing you can say now, isn't it?
ROADAROLLA: . . . Idiot. It's a computer, how are you supposed to stun me with your "beauty"?
BigBananaBoy: . . .
ROADAROLLA: Exactly.
BigBananaBoy: But . . . you still looked at the pic!
ROADAROLLA: I was trying to see if I can actually sue you for sexual harassment.
BigBananaBoy: Sure you were. ;)
ROADAROLLA: I was! Because, honestly, no one would want to see your, uhm, "banana" anyways.
ROADAROLLA: Loser.
BigBananaBoy: Hey! I'm hurt. Really, you're so cruel sometimes, Rinny.
ROADAROLLA: Sucks for you.
BigBananaBoy: Psh. I see how it is.
BigBananaBoy: I guess I'm not valued as a friend.
BigBananaBoy: This relationship is over!
ROADAROLLA: . . .
ROADAROLLA: What relationship?
BigBananaBoy: IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT!
BigBananaBoy: Forget this.
BigBananaBoy has signed off.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE
Subject: . . . . . .
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
AND I AM NOT A LITTLE BOY!
Two hours behind, remember? It's still only ten here. Haha.
Shouldn't YOU be sleeping? Y'know, school tomorrow?
Dude, that was hilarious and you know it.
My ass is never dumb!
What she said is none of your concern.
Keep telling yourself that,
Len.
New chat from TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE to ROADAROLLA !
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: Rin.
ROADAROLLA: Kaito.
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: What'd you say to Len about me?
ROADAROLLA:Excuse me? How self-centered of you to assume that everything I say to Len will somehow involve you.
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: Rin.
ROADAROLLA: Kaito.
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: I know you said SOMETHING. I gathered that much from Len indirectly threatening to kill, and/or greatly injure, me.
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: He just won't tell me what you said.
ROADAROLLA: Ohh. I bet it was about the April fool's joke.
ROADAROLLA: You know Len, he overreacts WAY too much.
ROADAROLLA: I told him you and I were dating and that I can't talk to him anymore because of it.
ROADAROLLA: Isn't it cute how overprotective he is?
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: Rin, that sounds . . . fantastically devious.
ROADAROLLA: I know. I'm a genius, aren't I?
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: Truly, you are.
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: But you know what would be better?
ROADAROLLA: What?
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: If we were actually dating.
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: Wanna go out sometime?
ROADAROLLA: . . . This isn't an April Fool's thing, is it?
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: No, it's not. I'm quite serious here, Rin—and I'm hurt that you think I'd joke about this.
ROADAROLLA: In that case . . .
ROADAROLLA: Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES! I'd love to go out with you. :)
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: Cool. :)
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: I have to get back to annoying Len, now. Then I'm off to bed—see you at lunch tomor—err—later today.
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE: Then we can plan our date.
ROADAROLLA: Okay!
ROADAROLLA: G'night, Kaito!
TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE has signed off.
From: TheIceCreamManIsINTHEHOUSE
To: BigBananaBoy
Subject: I know something you don't know.
NO YOU CAN'T!
YOU ARE VERY, VERY, LITTLE, LITTLE BOY!
Fine. You win this round.
I'm a senior, remember? I have first hour free so I don't even need to show up at school 'till second hour.
"Hilarious"? By whose definition?
. . . I think that just proved just how much of a dumbass you really are.
It involved me, so obviously it concerns me.
Oh, and by the way?
Rin-Rin and I are actually dating now, and want to know the best thing about it?
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Laughing deviously,
Kaito.
From: BigBananaBoy
To: ROADAROLLA
Subject: Please.
Please tell me it's a lie.
-Len.
A/N;;
I have no excuse.
I just REALLY wanted to try out this format, so I did. It took like, an hour, maybe?
The number of errors in this is infinite because I was too lazy to read through it again- that, and I hate it so much that I really don't want to. OTL
So, yeah. KaitoxRin. /shot
It WILL be a LenxRin later, but KaitoxRin is important for its as of yet unplanned plot!
So, yeah. Deal with it for just a little while.
Reviews make me update faster. :)
Nah, not really, but they DO make me happy. :D