"About last night..."
"Bass, save it. I am so pissed right now I could set you on fire."
"Come on, I said I was sorry, B."
"Damn you MotherChucker! Will you never learn to stop flirting with my sworn enemies?"
"Even the best of us flirt, Blair. As I remember it, she came on to me. My natural Bass flirting instincts just took over and it couldn't be helped."
"Fiona Del Nino, though? Anyone but her would be better."
"Get over yourself, B."
"Hold on, you're telling me to get over myself?"
"If you don't calm down, I will be forced to gag you."
"Just leave. Don't you have better things to do than torture me?"
"Karma is a bitch, Waldorf. And I don't intend to leave things unsettled between us so karma can bite me in the ass."
"Let's let karma decide that for itself."
"Maybe karma likes me."
"Not even I like you, Bass. Why would a bitch like karma?"
"Optimism helps in any situation, Waldorf."
"Please. Get out of my room, you pig."
"Queen B is talking dirty... I like it."
"Ready for security to drag you out yet? Or will you go willingly?"
"Stifling hot in here, isn't it, B? Maybe we should take off all our clothes."
"Take a choice, Bass. Apologize or leave."
"Ultimatums, hm? I never was one for big choices."
"Very amusing."
"Well... I'm extremely sorry Blair for the horrible pain I have caused you."
"Xanax is needed to treat the gut-wrenching pain you have caused me."
"You're much too melodramatic."
"Zip it, Bass."