"Ah, just the girl I was looking for. Hello, Waldorf."
"Bass."
"Can't you just listen to what I have to say?"
"Don't bother, Bass. I'm late for my date with Evan Vanderwaal."
"Evan? That little rodent? He's nothing like you."
"Finer a person than you, Bass. You don't even have the guts to apologize."
"Great, I'm competing with that thing? Alright, I'm sorry."
"Hmm, not enough. Try making an effort, Bass."
"I did make an effort. It was hard enough to say those 2 words."
"Just go away, Bass. I told you I'm late."
"Kind of hard to do, Waldorf. You're not easy to leave."
"Leave."
"Maybe."
"Now."
"Obedient is one of the things I am not, Waldorf."
"Please! You will listen to me."
"Queens have nothing on your wrath, Blair."
"Right. Stop trying to butter me up."
"Stop being so beautiful then."
"Take a chill pill, Chuck."
"Under no circumstances will I let you go out with that rodent!"
"Very well. I'll go out with Dan Humphrey."
"Will the torture never end?"
"Xander De Ralph is a potential suitor as well."
"You are insufferable. Sometimes I wonder why I love you, Waldorf."
"Zapping Bass-tards' hearts is what I do best. I love you too, Bass."