Okay, after years of not watching Passions I've started again and have to say that I am loving it! Go Fancy/Luis! Anyway I wrote a couple of these before and you can check them out under my story list, but here's the latest and greatest. And I don't own any of them.
Fancy- "Because the chicken has natural cop instincts and it has to investigate the other side of the road."
Jared- "Because it's hard-ass female boss made it go the other side."
Spike- "Because this side of the road is my territory. It better find some other pimp to sell it on the other side."
Jessica- "Because it might have murdered a bunch of roosters on this side. It has to run away."
Endora- "Because I am the most adorable kid in the world."
Julian- "The chicken's been too nice, it needs to go to the other side to claim what is rightfully theirs."
Luis- "It wants to see me in the shower on the other side of the road."
Christopher- "You crazy Americans. Um, what's a chicken?"
Siren- "Why can't this question ever be 'Why did the tuna cross the ocean?'"
Whitney- "Cause it's so glad it hadn't been doing it's brother chick all this time."
Paloma- "To see it's boyfriend? It does have a boyfriend, right?"
Chad- "Because baby, it just has to see me. It can't wait till we see each other again."
Pilar- "Because the chicken suddenly changed its mind on meddling with happy couples after years of chirping the same song. It HAS to get to the other side so it won't be alone for the rest of it's life!"