This is really weird so don't judge. Wrote it as a strange explanation for the case of the missing science books.

if you like:

Dr Who

Harry Potter

Merlin

Maze Runner

Hunger games

Divergent

Dan and Phil

Sherlock

You will understand what on earth is happening

Soooo...

dear miss,

I am very sorry I don't have my science book today and i should feel ashamed .But you see it wasn't really my fault...

Basically, Dr who stole it from my school bag when he realised that it had a strange formula in it that no body had ever seen before. After he had examined it using intense TARDIS tech and sonic glasses he realised it was a terribly dangerous formula that could end the world so he gave it to his best mate Dumbledore in Hogwarts to look after it.

Dumbledore hid it in the chamber of secrets and it was safe there... until Tom Riddle found it and fell in love with the incredible artwork (doodles) inside it. He couldn't bare to let it be destroyed by the headmaster so he gave his nose to him to save it. Snape needed a nose for one of his potions so he said yes and Tom took the book away. Unfortunately, he tripped over on his way out and got his name jumbled up a bit. Tom Riddle therefore became Lord Voldemort. Voldemort then married my doodles and went on a honeymoon to a place called Camelot.

Unfortunately, he was ambushed by bandits on the way who stole the book (TYPICAL!). Luckily, a random phoenix ,who was interested in the fire red book, stole it off them and gave it to Merlin. Merlin was very interested in a starter we had had once where we made a maze and built one on one of the feilds.

He then put a guy called Alby (Alby,Albion...0:) in the Maze and observed him for years. Unfortunately, the intense amount of coal burnt to build the maze ,broke the worlds o-zone and the sun scorched the Earth.

The world split into 12 big cities because of the major heat cracking the earth. In the 12th city, a girl called Katniss found the book in the cornucopia because Merlin left it there when he was sunbathing. WHEN, her and Peeta got married and had a kid, Katniss gave it to her as a present but she hated it.

She posted it to a nearby city called Abnegation where Tris found it. Inside, she found a line of code to defeat Erudite. She was very happy about this but the divergents got hold of it and lost it in a Sim... The Sims(see what i did there!)

A Sim called Dil Howelter found it when he was looking for fossils and gave it to Eliza Pancakes as a little sorry present. When Bob saw it, he found it very suspicious and gave it to Sherlock Holmes to look at it.

After John Watson had looked at it, he gave it to Sherlock. Sherlock found in it Moriaty's key code and got Moriaty in prison for 1100 years and also discovered that it was the book of a genius(Oh Sherlock, Thank You!), so kept it for consultation.

So there... My science book is on Sherlock Holmes's shelf at the moment.

Xxx

Yeah she didn't buy it...

hope that either brightened or weirdened your day :D

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