Everyone was sitting in the great hall eating dinner and chatting with their friends when suddenly the doors burst open and Voldemort as hi 16 year old self strolled with a cocky look on his face. Everyone fell quiet and stared at him in confusion, no doubt wondering what the hell he was doing there.
Albus raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing here?" He asked. Voldemort sneered at him before smirking at him. "I'm here for Harry Potter," He said arrogantly. Immediatley everyone's eyes shot towards the quite gryffindor. The gryffindor in question blushed at their attention and looked at Voldemort like he was crazy.
Voldemort just grinned evilly and swagger over to Haarry before dragging him up before planting his lips right on the kisser. Gasps rose up evrywhere as Harry and The darkest wizard in centuries sucked face. Some girls couldn't help but coo at how hot they both looked.
Suddenly Voldemort swung Harry over his shoulder and saunetered his way out the great hall. "Where exactly do you think you're going," Dumbledore demanded, though he had to admit that that had been pretty hawt. "I'm going to bang my bitch what does it look like?" Voldemort asked.
Without even waiting for an answer Voldemort stomped towards unexplored parts of the castle and did unbelievably naughty things to poor, or rather luck, Harry Potter. And everyone lived happy ever after for some reason.
Everyone eventually learned that naughty is of course the new nice.➠ BOOYAH!!
The End
Yeah so I'm like a bit tipsy and a bit sleep deprived, as you can see those two things are not good things ... mixed, sorry lost my train of thought there for a min. anyway I felt like typing something so here it is.
Happy New Years!