A girl with Hair spay
A man with bugs spray, and a ring to purpose
A murderer with vengeance
A man with a migraine
Van with a papaya
Fiona's with Zeke
Irvine is now kicking Dr.D
this is the song I sing and,
This is how my story goes
And the end I do not know

this story is….Something I needed to write….
Chapter one : Hiltz and the Transvestite

Running the hairbrush through his long, soft white hair, his eyes, covered in a light pastel blue eye shadow, bringing out his red eyes, his new heeled boots, came mid way up his calf and his dress following his nice even curves.
Prozen hummed to himself, (The tune, that Fiona sings, in the movie Shrek but he does not know she sang it first! And being the Evil genius he is he believes it is the MASTER OF ALL EVIL!) he quietly was wondering how the day will progress.
Raven was out on a mission, meaning, there was no need to panic, and worry about much today.
So he was trying on his new… outfit that he just bought, just when the doors to his bed room, burst open.
Shrieking like A girl Prozen jumped up to his feet, only to find, a red frizzy Haired, half asleep, make-uped like a clown Hiltz…
"UGG!"(Like a grunt.) Hiltz said, rubbing his eyes. Prozen glared, and walked to the sink.
"Hiltz, how many times have I warned you not to barge in here!?" Prozen asked looking back at the man he called Hiltz, Who stared blankly back at him.
"Well? Hiltz?" Prozen asked, waiting for a answer.
"Um…too many times to count, Sir." Hiltz said falling onto Prozen's twin, king sized bed that had fluffily pink pillows, and a blue Blanket, the bed is massive and would hold Hiltz, Ambient, Reese, Specula, Raven AND shadow! All at the same time.
"Get off my BED I just had it made." Prozen said, UN-zipping his dress, to revel him in a bright pink thong…
Lucky for Hiltz, HE WASN'T LOOKING! XD
"how do you think Reese will React If I asked her to marry me?" Hiltz said playing with his hair, in a girly fashion.
"Didn't you ask her yesterday?"
"Yeah, but yesterday, was a fluke, I'm positive she will say yes today, AND not trip me down three flights of stairs, After she sent her bugs onto me!" Hiltz said, positively happy and giddy.
"How do you purpose she wont do that again?"
"I.have.Bug.spray..." Hiltz said happily, and clicking at the end of the sentence.
"And the stairs?" Prozen asked, cocking an eye brow.
"I have padded my body with Cushions!" Hiltz said chirpy.
Prozen hit his head, on the nearest object, witch just so happened to be a button that would self destruct a base…

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

still on
Chapter one: Raven and Random fruit…

"LOOK!!!!!!!!" Van squealed, pointing at a shop, that, Fiona could barley see, the roof top of.
"PAPAYAS!!!!!!!" Van ran off into the crowd for the shop, dirt was kicking up into the air, blocking everyone from being able to see or breathe.
Fiona looked at Zeke, who growled and they followed Van, but in taking one step the were almost hit by Van who came back to them, with fourteen big papayas.
"Um…Van…Weren't we meant to get…Food that would last us a long time?"
"These will last a long time!" Van said downing four in two minutes.
"VAN!!!!!!!!!!!" Fiona shrieked, causing a titanic plate to move, and cause an earthquake, to hit the city.
Being knocked off their feet's, the papayas, rolled on the ground and into a hole, that had been created, causing Van to cry.
"MY LOVES COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!" Van cried, now in tears.

Raven was sitting at a lake, or a river, that lead to a lake, and he saw something bobbing in the water, reaching in and pulling out the fruit, Raven cocked an eye brow...
"A papaya?" Raven asked and looked up the stream where he saw, four more floating past him, he was utterly confused and got up still looked, he watched, as six more papaya's and different fruit pass by, getting quite confused Raven looked around, He didn't even see shadow.
"Shadow, come on." He said walking up the river, trying to find the source of these…Random fruits. Raven stopped and stared, in an awkward trance.
There stood Shadow, watching a geyser and fruit kept flying out of the hole, flying into the air, and into the river…
Raven watched as it stopped and carefully walked over to shadow, soon, Shadow, was nudging him away. Raven, not liking this hit shadow on the head. And turned back t the geyser.
Raven was hit in the forehead by an apple as it shot out of the geyser at him.
Raven stood there twitching. And shadow, had sweat drops all over him.

After Raven's experience watching Fruit and getting hit a few more times, Raven swore he would never eat fruit.
Getting slightly hungry, he went to his food storage, to find…
Shadow had filled it to the brim, with.
You guessed it
Papayas, and apples, oranges, and mangos, pears, peaches. Raven begin twitching, and he glared at Shadow.
"Shadow…why are there fruits? IN MY FOOD STORAGE!?
The organoid, seemed to be amused, and smiled at Raven, who grabbed a wielder, and chased shadow around the fire.
Slipping on a banana peel, that shadow, had laid down, for some unknown reason.
Raven landed on hot coals, yelping in pain, and lunging up, Raven found his ass, badly burned.
Now not being able to sit, and no longer having clothing covering his ass(nice images there huh fan girls?)
Raven glared at shadow, Who had now got the tools, and was looking smug.