Got bored so wrote this :3 Don't own Naruto or Code Monkey or Transformers. OR Alice in Wonderland :3

The Bad Day in the Akatsuki

Tobi ran swiftly down the halls of the Akatsuki hideout, clutching something in his hands.

"YOU SHALL NEVER CATCH THE GREAT MADA- ERR, TOBI – ALIVE! MUAHAHAHAAA!"

"GET HERE NOW YOU REMOTE-STEALING BAD-COOKING ASSHOLE! I'M GONNA SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

Awhile Earlier… O.o

"Tobi. It's your turn to cook. I cooked last night," Pein told the hyper boy calmly.

"YES LEADER-SAMA! I WILL DO THIS WITH YOUTH!" Pein looked at him.

"Okay, 'Rock Lee', you can take the henge off. I know it's you."

Tobi shook his head sadly.

"NUUU! I HAVE FAILED YOU GAI-SENSEI! I will make it up to you. Because I… I… I love you." Pein stared in shock. Then flung a kunai at his head.

"MUAHAHAHAAA YOU SHALL NEVER TRICK THE GREAT PEIN EVER AGAIN! I WILL RULE THE WORLD AND FORCE INO TO COOK RAMEN FOR ME DAY AFTER DAY BECAUSE IT IS NICE! JASHIN-SAMA WILL BOW DOWN AT MY FEET BECAUSE I, I WILL BE THE RAMEN KING!"

At that moment Konan walked in.

"Pein," she started, "have you had you pills today?" He shook his head hyperactively, when Tobi walked in.

"LEADER-SAMA! I MUST COOK DINNER 'CAUSE I WANT GINGERNREAD MEN!"

-Insert Strange Stare Here-

-Also Insert Crickets-

"!" Pein and Konan yelled in unison. Not as in laughing, like literally yelling 'LOL', and not 'EL OH EL' either. LOL!

So Tobi went and cooked dinner. Well, he tried to. He burnt it. He got bored while cooking and started singing.

Code Monkey get up get coffee.

Code Monkey go to job.

Code Monkey have boring meeting.

With boring manager Rob.

Rob says Code Monkey very diligent.

But his output stink.

This job not functional or elegant.

What does Code Monkey think?

Code Monkey think maybe manager wanna write god damn logging page himself.

Code Monkey not saying, out loud, Code Monkey not crazy, just proud.

Code Monkey like Fritos.

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.

Code Monkey very simple man.

With big warm fuzzy secret heart.

Code Monkey like you.

While he sang, Hidan was listening, thinking about how much this song reminded him of Tobi.

Then Tobi put dinner on the table. That's when Hidan got mad at the burnt Gingerbread Men.

"GOD DAMMIT TOBI DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE!"

After chasing Tobi for a bit, they all settled down on the couch to watch Transformers.

"WOOT GO OPTIMUS ORIME! WOOT WOOT!"

"Tobi wants to watch the movie where they say 'Do you know how a raven is like a writing test?' BECAUSE IT'S COOL!" Tobi grabbed the remote.

"You mean Alice in Wonderland? That's a good movie, un," said Deidara.

Tobi changed the channel. And on it was p-

~~~~~RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE~~~~~

Tobi stared in shock.

"Tobi… your poor, little, innocent mind," said Hidan sadly, "NOW GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN REMOTE!"

This is the part where Hidan chases Tobi…

Hidan was lying on the floor. No, scratch that, Hidan's HEAD was lying on the floor.

"TOBI HAS WON! WORLD DOMINATION!"

"Dammit," murmured Pein, "he watched them stupid movies again."

DO YOU LIKE IT? I like Code Monkey.