I had this little plot since last year and I had only gotten some free time to type this now. It won't leave me alone, I swear! XD.

Anyway, this is AKAFURI! Don't like the pairing? You're missing out, man! XD.

TITLE: The Absolute Courting of Akashi Seijuurou

GENRE: Romance/Humour

PAIRINGs: AkaFuri, KagaKuro, AoSaku, KawaKise (I would put KiseMatsu but it would seem like Kise is the seme, but I really like the sound of it.), MuraMuro, MidoTaka and many more implied. :D

Chapter 1: How It Started

When Furihata Kouki received another bouquet of roses at their basketball practice, he knew he was doomed.

Doomed in the sense that he was not going to get away from one Akashi Seijuurou.

"Another one, Furi-kun?" Kuroko approached the shivering form of his closest friend, Furihata looked at him with teary eyes.

"Kuroko-kun… I'm not going to give my parents any grandchildren anymore…" The whimper of his friend should have made his heart weeps in pity but it instead amuses it.

"That's not true, Furi-kun, Akashi-kun has his ways. He could still give your parents some grandchildren if that's what you really want."

Furihata cried.

"Kuroko…" Kagami scratched his head "I think you're not helping him."

"Eh? Why would I? I'm ordered to help Akashi-kun out with his courting." The blue-haired man gave a small smile.

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Maybe, things would be much clearer to all of you if he started from the very beginning of it all. You see, a few weeks ago, he had been declared as Akashi's object of affection, love, obsession, possession, dearest, honey bunch, or whatever you could call his adoration over him.

Somehow, he had fallen for him after the few encounters they have. Why? He had no idea.

He means, those few times—fourteen times actually, not that he was counting—they had, he was either shivering in fright or had somehow offered him a towel or a water bottle after some tough matches because he was concerned for the tired looking basketball player or even had just stayed quiet while he was talking to him.

Either way, him getting Akashi's absolute affection is in fact a miracle to everyone but him.

Getting court by him was another absolute story.

It started weeks ago after the kidnapping Kagami fiasco courtesy by the GoM when Akashi's absolute courting began.

He was minding his own business in class when a delivery was made personally by the other four GoM plus Himuro Tatsuya. A delivery that, to his poor heart's taking, would change his plain lifestyle.

"You're officially going to be a Mrs. Akashi, Furihata Kouki" Kise had winked at him as if that was the greatest news to mankind. To Furihata, however, it was the most confusing thought.

"Huh?" Was his only reply to all their blabbers, Midorima only sighs as he clutched the green headband he was carrying with him (It's my lucky item, fools! Laugh at me and die.).

"It means that you're eventually going to die because Akashi is going to make you his and that you can't say no to him because he's absolutely right." Aomine drawled lazily before plopping atop Kuroko's table not caring at all that they had interrupted a class.

"Hey! Baka! Don't you sit on Kuroko's table, bastard!" Kagami screeched, Aomine throws him a smirk.

"Jealous?" Kagami fumed when his little shadow of a boyfriend hold his hand to stop him from landing a fist to that smirking bastard of an ace. "Don't worry, Sakurai would be mad if I did some anomaly behind his back. And I don't want that, do I?"

"Eh? Aominecchi is afraid of Ryocchi?" The blond exclaimed earning a hit on the head by said man.

"Well, you're afraid of that Kasamatsu guy."

"I'm hungry, Murochin." Atsushi Murasakibara whined. Himuro smiled at him and gave him a bar of chocolate.

"Maa, aren't you going off topic? Won't Akashi-kun be mad about that?" The prodigies paled at that thought. Kuroko sighs as he was able to stop them from going anymore farther from their original plan on why they had barged in here.

"W-well… Open it now, Furicchi! You'll absolutely love it." Kise giggled at his own joke earning a blank stare from the others.

Furihata gulped at the present in front of him. Is it a bomb? Is it bloody innards? Is it innards with bomb?

"No. No it is not innards or bomb or innards with bomb, Furi-kun." Kuroko replied to his thought. How did he? Huh?

"Open it now, Mrs. Akashi. You're wasting my time." Aomine yawned. Furihata gulped once more before shakily opening the gift.

What he saw made him gasped in surprise and fascination. It's a brownish red cat with golden eyes, a beautiful choker with ruby encircled its neck. How did he not heard him let out a 'meow' even just once? Maybe he was distracted from all the noise the GoM was making that he didn't hear the little guy meow or cry.

"Wow, a Scottish Fold!" The cat meowed and jumped on his shoulder as he purrs contentedly. Furihata let out a beautiful smile that had Midorima confirming why Akashi is fascinated over this little old boy.

"You sure do love cats, Furi-kun." Kuroko let his cheeks rest on the palm of his hand before giving one of his smallest smiles. It was silent for a few minutes; the teacher had long given up trying to get the attention of his students and kicking out the trespassers when Himuro whispered something in his ears that had him going pale.

And then the small smile turned into a mischievous one.

"But… I wonder, how did Akashi-kun know that?"

Furihata stiffened. Yes, how did Akashi know?

His phone rings. An unknown number.

"H-hello?" He answered.

"I know because I love you, Kouki." Then the unknown number now known as Akashi's number hung up.

Furihata wanted to die.

"Oh, Akachin just called him. He's starting his courting now, Murochin." Murasakibara rests his head atop Himuro's. The beautiful man smiled at him, "Yes, he just did, Atsushi."

Again, Furihata wanted to die.

"Oh. That means we would be stalking him now too, right?" Kise exclaimed excitedly, is he an idiot? Furihata wondered.

"It's not stalking, it's called helping Akashi in his courting." Midorima adjusted his glasses before replying to Takao's message.

'They're just joking, right?' Furihata wondered with nervousness, Iori, his new cat, purred in response to his thought.

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Furihata should have known he was really serious the first time he had caught the rest of the so called basketball prodigies snooping around in his house at three freaking o'clock in the morning. Even Kuroko was there!

But nooooooo. He didn't because he thought those Rainbow Miracles were just being themselves, he should have known.

And now—he looked behind him—there they are again. Can't they just leave him alone? Dammit!

"What are you looking at, Furi-kun?" Kuroko asked, his heart almost jump out of his chest in shock.

"Kuroko-kun! Don't just appear so suddenly!" He puts his hand over his heart. Kuroko smiled at him in his mysterious way that would often leave him in riddles and makes him want to sleep with one eye open.

"What are you looking at?" He repeated, Furihata glanced again behind him catching Kise taking a picture of his behind. Is Akashi even perverted enough to order him to take a picture of his behind?

"Maybe, he is perverted enough." Kuroko replied to his thoughts.

"Eh? How did you know what I'm thinking about?"

"I had my ways. Anyway, Akashi-kun says that he'll be coming over tomorrow." Furihata's eyes widened.

"Eh, why?"

Kuroko looks at his friend. "Well, they have a two-week school break so he finds it best to visit you plus he was really concerned when you didn't answer his call last night. He thinks it's because you were kidnapped or something."

"Bu-but!"

The shadow smiled at him. "Goodluck, Furi-kun. And I'm sorry if I'm not on your side in this battle, Akashi got some pictures of Kagami and I when we're… doing something…"

Furihata blushed at the implication of Kuroko and Kagami's sex life.

"Oh…" He's really alone then.

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Akashi Seijuurou is a man of absolute decision and power that even fate bowed to him. He is a man with red hair and heterochromatic pair of eyes of gold and red, simply put: he's is a very handsome young man that just oozes with authority and carries an atmosphere that would leave you simply respecting him.

And now, the very powerful current and former captain of Rakuzan and GoM is walking towards the gym where his beloved is presently practicing.

"Kouki." He called out before ignoring all the stares towards him and proceeded to walk towards the basketball player he had called.

Furihata drops the ball he was about to shoot (You know, Furihata-kun, you have some dangerous potential in you. I only need to harness that little gem and you'll be a big asset to our team.).

"Akashi-san…" Before the brunette could continue, Akashi kissed him on the lips.

Mission #1: Give him the sweetest thing you could give every time you see each other.

Well, he knew he had succeeded at his first try. Akashi smirked.

TBC…

Heh, this is just the side of Furicchi's story, sort of a prologue I think. The next chapters will be steps to Akashi's absolute courting with the ridiculous advices and help coming from his former team.

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