This is a new story called Aw what?!. They rant about stuff in real life or fandoms. I don't own regular show.
The scene opens with Mordecai and Rigby sitting on the couch. "Hey guys, I' m Mordecai." said Mordecai.
"I'm Rigby, and welcome to"
"Aw what!?" said the two slackers.
"Here we get to complain about the stuff that doesn't make sense, annoying or anything else." said Rigby.
"We're gonna start off with this doll series Ever after high." said Mordecai. "It's this series where the Fairytale characters' go to school so they can do the same stuff they did."
"Yeah, that's stupid. But I drew on Sleeping beauty's Daughter sleeping in a store." said Rigby showing a picture of Briar Beauty with drawings of Rigby rules, scars, circles, and the in her hand is warm water.
"Dude, you put her hand in warm water!?" Mordecai exclaimed.
"That was Muscle man who did that." said Rigby.
"Whatever! Anyway we looked up the characters and I think Raven Queen could be Apple White's aunt. It's like the final episode of the Cleveland or GH from King of the Hill." said Mordecai.
"Not to mention one character owns a shoe store and the other student Maddie Hatter owns a tea store." said Rigby.
"They're too young to own a store, plus they got school!" Mordecai replied.
"Yeah and they already know what's gonna happen to them it's like spoiling the end of a movie!" said Rigby. "Plus I noticed that this girl Kitty in the show looks like a human and she's the daughter of the Chesire cat."
"That's weird. Speaking of characters this character named Apple White is she's selfish, she wants Raven to be evil so she can get her happy ending." said Mordecai. "Her mother must be disappointed."
"What kinda of a name is Apple White?" Rigby asked. "Where in real life do you see anyone named Apple?"
"True that. Look at all the names Daring Charming that sounds like a girl's name." said Mordecai.
"What a loser!" Rigby snickered.
"There's also this other guy named Hunter Huntsman, they put alot of thought into that name." said Mordecai sarcastically.
"Blondie Lockes, worst name ever." said Rigby.
"C.A Cupid, they took her out of monster high and placed her in that school." said Mordecai.
"We also blow up the dolls in the crash pit." said Rigby.
The video starts out with Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle man and High five ghost with a car and it the back is the dolls from Ever After High. "This is Mordo coming to live from the crash pit. Today we're gonna blow up some dolls." said Mordecai.
The four slackers enter the car and drive up to the crash pit. When they pick up speed, Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle man and High five ghost tucked and rolled out of th car. The car falls down in the crash pit and blows up and the video ends.
"That was awesome. Plus they make high school make nice and sweet." said Mordecai. "That's not what high school is like, we'll let you people find out."
"I'm glad that I dropped out of high school." said Rigby.
"So anyway ever after high is a horrible idea." said Mordecai.
"Yeah, full of spoilers and crappy characters." said Rigby.
"Well that's all the time we have join us next time for."
"Aw what?!" Mordecai and Rigby said in unison.
Well that was the first chapter of aw what?! And it's true high school is nothing like what you see on TV or anywhere else. Anyway please review or PM me some topics, so please review and stay frosty.