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Chapter 1: And We Start
Well, how did I end up here? That's what I was Thinkin' when I woke up in the middle of some huuuge forest. Last I checked I was lyin' on the ground dyin' after I put a hole in Mr. I am God Aizen-salsa (yes -salsa not –sama). I saw that Ran-chan was cryin' cause of that little injury o' mine. It's ironic my last sight was of Ran-chan crying when I vowed to make sure no one would ever make her cry. Well, at least Aizen probably got the living heck beat out of him by Strawberry Kid. Huh, someone should make one of those TV show I've heard about named that. Dun-duh-duh-duuuuuuun He's healthier than ice cream, redder than your bleeding nose, a being dedicated to fighting bad nutrients everywhere SUUUUUUPEEEER STRAWBEEEEEERY. ….. I need a life BADLY.
Well, enough of my fantasies. Back to my current predicament. I looked around and I noticed something quite odd. A Giant snarling fox abooooout half the size of Aizen's Ego (It's bigger than it sounds) facing me. Wait, does that thing have NINE tails? Okay where am I? Next peculiar thing my clothes were undamaged and I wasn' bleedin' to death. Well, at least my Zanpaktou's still there.
After accessing the situation I turn around and see another peculiar sight. First off, there was a man looking at me with an unreadable expression somewhere between confusion, surprise, contemplation, and an "I'm screwed aren't I" look. Next, up was a lady with reeeeeally long red hair. And for whatever reason I was gettin' the vibe she wasn't someone you messed with. So, Unohana withou' the whole "I'm nice 24/7" death smile. Finally, a baby in the middle of a design.
After clearin' my head I decided I needed to say sometin'."So am I interrupting some occult sacrifice or sometin' 'cause I never liked those all that much." The blond man snapped out of his funk and pressed his hand together like he was prayin' to something and asked, "Please, Lord Shingami lend me your strength. The Nine-Tailed Fox has attacked our village and the only way to save it (unfortunately) is to seal it within my son." I looked at the man for a little bit before finally coming up with an answer. "So let me get this straight you want to seal that," I pointed to the giant Fox, " insid a' yer SON!?" My eyes seriously grew two time their regular size at that point. "My Heaven and Earth yer a horrible father. I'm goin' on a limb here and guessin' that kid is yer son. Do you want to burden having that monstrocity within' himself to a little child and there aren't any other options? Why not just kill it?" He stared at me completely surprised before regaining himself.
"Great Lord Shinigami-sama I did just say it was the only way and I assure you if we COULD kill it then we would have already." I took the man's words to mind before comin' up with a plan. "Alright, fine I'll help ya but, there's one condition." The man seemed to understand the situation and nodded. "What is it you wish for my lord?" He bowed respectfully. "I want in. That's what I want." That man seemed confused and looked up asking me," My lord, could you elaborate I don't quite understand what you mean." "I want to join that village of yer's. See I'm not really a Shinigami anymore. I'm a Ribenji Shingami (trans. Fallen Death God). I'm just yer average guy with secial powers who wants ta start over, The business of Death gets reeeally depressin'"
The man was very taken back by my answer and finally said, "Very well as Fourth Hokage I hereby enact you-" "Gin Ichimaru" "Gin Ichimaru as a citizen of The Village Hidden in the Leaves Konohangakure or just Konohana. There's usually more to it than that like a lot of paperwork but that's all I can do forgive me. Welcome as a Shinobi Gin Ichimaru." I looked at this and my smile grew very big, "So, It's a ninja village eh? Well doesn't look like I'll have to worry about it getting' borin' alright give me a sec." I turned to face the Nine-Tails. Ha! Do you really believe you can beat me you worm I am the strongest of all the tails beasts nothing stand before me not even the likes of you. I didn't respond to the thing's comment an' just took a stance. " Bakudo # 99 part 2 BAKIN!" That's when the fun started. "First Song - Halting Wrap" A white fabric quickly covered the little foxxy wrapping it head to toe in it. "Second Song - Hundred Serial Bolts" A whole lotta poles fell from the sky and started impaling the dude. To be honest I feel bad for the thing. But only a little. NO! NO! DOn'T! DON'T SEAL ME AWAY INSIDE THAT BRAT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! ANYTHING! I just turned a blind-eye to the creature's pitiful pleas for help and continued with the last part.
Sarutobi was quickly moving through the trees and heading towards the location of the fox. He took a quick stop at the top of the tree and looked over to see if he could assess the situation. He could make out the figures of Minato and Kushina but there was also another figure there. Seeing this the first thing that came to mind was that this man was the one responsible for the attack but, decided it was best not to make that assumption no matter how likely it was. Before he could go any further though the Nine-Tailed Fox was suddenly wrapped in bandages not a single thing from tail-to-toe could be seen. Suddenly he saw it impaled with what looked like really large needles.
What kind of a jutsu is that to be able to bind the nine-tails so strongly? What came next surprised him even more. How? You may ask. Well, a Giant Metal Cube Fell from the sky and smashed the Giant Fox. "I-Is it dead?" was all Sarutobi had to say to this situation. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RELEASE ME YOU DAMN SHINGAMI SO I MAY RIP YOU TO SHREADS! Well that answers that question. And a couple others. The Shingami wait does that mean Minato's used the Shiki Fujin! He did the only thing he COULD do. Go to them.
I looked up at the fox box and had a serious expression on my face before turning to the man. "Alright that seal should hold for a little while but it's nowhere near permanent," I explained to the man, "At be we got maybe oh, half-an hour but that's stretchin' it. By the way I never got yer name." The man nodded at me in understanding, "My name is Minato Namikaze I am the Fourth Hokage and leader of Konohana and this is my wife Kushina Uzumaki of the Uzumaki clan." The woman nodded and motioned toward the little blond baby in the design," And this is our son Naruto." That's when the little child let's out one of the cutest noises you'll ever here in your life.
"Kid looks like a living angel," I smile and said, not really caring thought as there were a lot bigger things on my plate. Literally. "So, my Lord Shingami-"Minato wwas about to say before a bit of a tick mark showed up on my head and I very politely expressed my complaints," Please none o' this Lord Shinigami business, okay? I just would like too be called Gin. I'm not really the type to enjoy bein' called somethin' formal, alright?" Minato and Kushina nodded and apologized calling me Gin this time, "So, Gin, what exactly is it you have planned?" the red head asked me. "Well while that seal's on that thing I'm gonna get a seal ready to seal the thing away. I'll need your help though, so will you lend your power to me?"
The couple looked at each other with wary eyes before they switche to determination. "Yes, you have it. Now, what exactly is it you need, Gin Ichimaru?" The Hokage asked me. I smiled at this good turn. "Well, what I need you two to do is-" After I finished explaining the plan they nodded and started preparing while I got the Forbidden Kido ready. "Alright you two let's go!" I cried in a youthful manner. Though let's just hope there's no one with a youth fetish like that in the village. Or anyone with bowlcuts.
Author's Notes: Well welcome to my first ever FanFic series on this sight. I'd really like to know what you think of it so leave a review. Callian31 signing out! Oh, and BTW yes Minato and Kushina will still die. This is a Fic about Naruto being raised by Gin, remember?