Author's note: This is based on a real mental list I have. It's ever growing. This may stay a one-shot or it may extend. I don't own Bleach, but I do own this list =)
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You know things are bad when…
1. Shiro-chan smiles
2. Gin STOPSsmiling
3. Yachiru's sense of direction actually leads her somewhere
4. Zaraki takes off his eye patch and bells. At that point you better start running
5. Rangiku turns down a bottle of sake
6. Yumichika says something that doesn't totally revolve around himself
7. Ikkaku wears a wig
8. Rukia grows an inch (although the same could be said for Toushirou…)
9. Orihime bitch-slaps Rukia
10. Ishida stops looking so damn girly!!
11. Renji says something nice to Ichigo
12. Ukitake gets out of bed for more than ten minutes
13. Kurotsuchi stops blabbering and does something useful for a change
14. Nemu stops trying to imitate a robot
15. Urahara stays out of someone's business
16. Tousen quits his stupid speeches about 'justice'
17. Nanao takes off her glasses and wipes that serious look off her face
18. Shunsui dresses like a normal person
19. Komamura starts responding to "fetch boy!"
20. Byakuya throws a party with alcohol instead of tea
21. When someone gets the guts to tell Byakuya that his zanpakuto is girly and question how this reflects Byakuya himself (and his sexuality)
22. Momo gives up on Aizen
23. Karin wears a dress
24. Yoruichi stops getting naked in front in Ichigo
25. Ichigo's diary if found. Then we all get to find out his secrets!!
26. When Aizen admits to his ADD problem
27. Unohana yells at someone
28. Kira stops being such a freakin wanna-be-emo
29 Soi Fon stops being so violent
30. Kiyone and Sentaro calm down, stop stalking Ukitake and shut the hell up
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That was fun. I have a lot more but I didn't wanna make it too long. Maybe I'll add another chapter at some point…or maybe not. By the way –cough cough- everyone likes reviews –cough cough-