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A Very Happy Day
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Once upon a lovely day, voldie was taking a walk in the park,
"hmm..., whom shall I kill today?"...
It was a lovely day and it smelled magnificently of flowers, "HACK!" (voldie coughs). "Yuck, flowers, WORMTAIL!", and suddenly wormtail appears bowing humbly and kissing the hem of voldies robe.
"Yes master, you called master, how may I serve you, master?".
"Well, you can start by getting rid of theses flowers."
"Where shall I put them, master?'
"Hmm, well, I would suggest a dumpster, but you know, they are rather lovely things, oh, maybe a vase ...they really are lovely you know, I, ehem, um ...WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHERE! JUST GET RID OF THEM!!!"
"Yes master, right away, master", and he walked away bowing.
"Hmm, stupid servant, obedient, but still stupid.". He breathes deeply, "Ahh, it really is a lovely day"
Suddenly, he's wearing a bow on his head and dancing through the park, all pretty with a fluffy dress too. Suddenly, music starts, and it becomes a musical with a chorus and everything. Voldie is singing and all merry until he sees Lucious and Draco Malfoy walking through the park. The music stops abruptly as Voldie puts his hands behind his back and whistles as though nothing had happened.
Wormtail had dropped everything and began to stare at Voldie, highly confused.
"Good Evening Lucious, young Draco..."
"Ahh, my lord, it is nice to see you." he bows and kisses the hem of voldies robe. He stands up and looks at Draco, giving him a stern look, he then hits him on the back of his head. Draco says "Oww!", rubs his head and bows.
Lucious roles his eyes and whispers to Voldie, "He'll learn eventually, he's a bit slow, not to worry.", he smiles cautiously.
"Ahh, Lucious, he is but a boy, he will soon learn our ways."
"My lord, shouldn't you be in hiding? And may I ask why you are wearing such an outfit?"
Voldie blushes, "Er, um, ah, yes, it is a disguise, goodness, it must'nt be dandy enough if you've recognized me, dearie."
Lucious looks confused, turns to Wormtail, who had been watching the whole time, "Oh, yes, sorry, master, so sorry.". He bows and turns back quickly to disposing of the flowers. Lucious looks back at Voldie, even more confused, still.
"Never mind him", Voldie says, "he tries."
"Yes..., um, must be going, my lord, come Draco, fairwell."
Voldie watches them leave and thaen wipes his forehead, "Fwew!", he sighs, "that was close! WORMTAIL! How Dare You Let Them Come With Out Telling ME!. You Let Me Get Carried Away, This Is All Your Fault!". He growls angrily and begins to beat Wormtail with his wand. "Muah!"
Suddenly Harry Potter appears,
"Voldie, I shall avenge you, muah! Avada Kadavra!"
BANG
Green sparks fly, and Voldie flutters away, whimpering.
"Harry, you saved me, my hero! ...Again? Oh, thank you!!!!", Wormtail kisses Harry Graciously. "Oh, thank you ever so much!"
"Oh, don't mention it," Harry spat, "ever again! Yuck!!!". Then he vanishes, soon followed by Wormtail.
Meanwhile...
Some where, in a magical place, there is a green person with a snakelike face dancing to a musical, in a fluffy dress and a little pink bow upon his head. He is sniffing flowers, and smiling. Little children are screaming, the wizarding world faces its worst nightmare ever,... a Happy Voldemort...Run while you still can...
Note: This is my first fic, so be gentle, please, R/R!!! And dont be alarmed, this is just pretend, our... er, I mean your world, is not faceing a singing voldie, at least I hope...
A Very Happy Day
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Once upon a lovely day, voldie was taking a walk in the park,
"hmm..., whom shall I kill today?"...
It was a lovely day and it smelled magnificently of flowers, "HACK!" (voldie coughs). "Yuck, flowers, WORMTAIL!", and suddenly wormtail appears bowing humbly and kissing the hem of voldies robe.
"Yes master, you called master, how may I serve you, master?".
"Well, you can start by getting rid of theses flowers."
"Where shall I put them, master?'
"Hmm, well, I would suggest a dumpster, but you know, they are rather lovely things, oh, maybe a vase ...they really are lovely you know, I, ehem, um ...WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHERE! JUST GET RID OF THEM!!!"
"Yes master, right away, master", and he walked away bowing.
"Hmm, stupid servant, obedient, but still stupid.". He breathes deeply, "Ahh, it really is a lovely day"
Suddenly, he's wearing a bow on his head and dancing through the park, all pretty with a fluffy dress too. Suddenly, music starts, and it becomes a musical with a chorus and everything. Voldie is singing and all merry until he sees Lucious and Draco Malfoy walking through the park. The music stops abruptly as Voldie puts his hands behind his back and whistles as though nothing had happened.
Wormtail had dropped everything and began to stare at Voldie, highly confused.
"Good Evening Lucious, young Draco..."
"Ahh, my lord, it is nice to see you." he bows and kisses the hem of voldies robe. He stands up and looks at Draco, giving him a stern look, he then hits him on the back of his head. Draco says "Oww!", rubs his head and bows.
Lucious roles his eyes and whispers to Voldie, "He'll learn eventually, he's a bit slow, not to worry.", he smiles cautiously.
"Ahh, Lucious, he is but a boy, he will soon learn our ways."
"My lord, shouldn't you be in hiding? And may I ask why you are wearing such an outfit?"
Voldie blushes, "Er, um, ah, yes, it is a disguise, goodness, it must'nt be dandy enough if you've recognized me, dearie."
Lucious looks confused, turns to Wormtail, who had been watching the whole time, "Oh, yes, sorry, master, so sorry.". He bows and turns back quickly to disposing of the flowers. Lucious looks back at Voldie, even more confused, still.
"Never mind him", Voldie says, "he tries."
"Yes..., um, must be going, my lord, come Draco, fairwell."
Voldie watches them leave and thaen wipes his forehead, "Fwew!", he sighs, "that was close! WORMTAIL! How Dare You Let Them Come With Out Telling ME!. You Let Me Get Carried Away, This Is All Your Fault!". He growls angrily and begins to beat Wormtail with his wand. "Muah!"
Suddenly Harry Potter appears,
"Voldie, I shall avenge you, muah! Avada Kadavra!"
BANG
Green sparks fly, and Voldie flutters away, whimpering.
"Harry, you saved me, my hero! ...Again? Oh, thank you!!!!", Wormtail kisses Harry Graciously. "Oh, thank you ever so much!"
"Oh, don't mention it," Harry spat, "ever again! Yuck!!!". Then he vanishes, soon followed by Wormtail.
Meanwhile...
Some where, in a magical place, there is a green person with a snakelike face dancing to a musical, in a fluffy dress and a little pink bow upon his head. He is sniffing flowers, and smiling. Little children are screaming, the wizarding world faces its worst nightmare ever,... a Happy Voldemort...Run while you still can...
Note: This is my first fic, so be gentle, please, R/R!!! And dont be alarmed, this is just pretend, our... er, I mean your world, is not faceing a singing voldie, at least I hope...