"Oh, Red, you're so beautiful!" Blue sighed.
"Blue, let's make out!" Red said, kissing him.
"I love both of you!" Vio giggled, jumping in to kiss them both on the cheeks.
Green, leaning on his sword, huffed. "Hey, guys, can you cut it out? I feel like the thir-like the fourth wheel or something-"
Suddenly, the legendary Four Sword slipped out of his grip, and complete with sword cartwheels and slo-mo "Nooooooo"'s, the blade landed perfectly in its pedestal.
The four Links morphed, and Link was once again whole. At shock at realizing what had happened, he made a face and said, "I... I kissed myself?"
Somewhere far away, Shadow Link angsted, plucking petals off a black rose. "At least you have somebody to love, Link," he sighed.
"You have me," Vaati said, flashing a grin.
"Sweep me off my feet," Dark murmured, dropping the rose (or is it Shadow? Not like there's a difference). Vaati, of course not an ugly eye, grew black demon wings, swept Dark off his feet, and flew away to the Palace of Winds where they somehow had babies.
Don't take this too seriously. But seriously, I see stuff like this every time I open the Zelda archive...
Anyway. Review!
Or not...
(Cover by BettyKwong on DeviantArt.)