The Enslavement of Sorcerer Emrys by a Knocked up Arthur

Based on the scene in series 4 episode 12.

"Merlin, I've not gotten fat." Arthur says exasperated and slightly anxious.

Merlin immediately says "Of course not, you're in great shape Arthur! It's the belts problem you see and I was just trying to make it more user friendly!"

Arthur rolled his eyes wondering why the God's had punished him with such an idiot for a lover as he stated "I meant that I am bigger but I'm not getting fat."

Merlin if possible looked even more confused than before as he asked "You're not fat but you're bigger?"

Arthur groaned and put his head in his hands "No, you idiot! How can I ever have fallen for your tactless skinny arse?"

"Well' said Merlin smirking obscenely 'you love my skinny tactless arse.'

"And yet it's not your arse that's fertile! It's not fair! You're the magician among the two of us, of the two of us you should be the one who gets pregnant."

Merlin dropped the belt he'd been holding in his hand and his eyes boggled for a few seconds as Arthur nervously chewed on his lip, a wide smile then split Merlin's face as he asked "Arthur, are you really?"

Arthur who felt his own answering grin stretch across his face nodded and Merlin whooped with joy and lifted Arthur off the ground, his magic helping him along the way until Arthur looked down to find them both levitating off the stone floor five feet above the air.

Arthur began to panic and said "Merlin, Merlin, put me down!"

Merlin only then looked down and huffed before he slowly lowered them to the ground.

Arthur let out a relieved breath and said "No levitating Merlin, it could harm him."

Merlin looked down at Arthur's chainmail covered belly and put his hand under it to touch the warm skin of Arthur's stomach, "Or her!" he said.

Arthur nodded saying "Or her."

"I can't believe I knocked you up!"

"I can't believe I didn't knock you up!"

"Well, you're the one who's all curvy."

"Merlin, I am not curvy, I'm muscled."

"If you say so Arthur!"

"Merlin, you've got me up the duff and if you ever want me to forgive you for that in this century you will start to serve me on your hand and foot and stop mouthing off your cavalier quips!"

"Oh my god, oh my god, I got you up the duff, I'm going to die before you're through with this pregnancy, aren't I?"

Arthur gave him a large toothy grin similar to that of a predator giving its unlucky prey as he said "That's about the only thing good about getting knocked up by you! I get to drive you crazy all time, all days."

Merlin smiled and said "Wow, lucky me!"

Arthur pouted and Merlin kissed it away saying "I'll suffer through anything to have a family with you, even if it means handling you when you'll be the size of a whale."

Arthur scowled then and pushed Merlin away saying "Really, nice going there Merlin! For that alone you're not getting any for a week."

Merlin sighed for a minute as Arthur walked away and then began to chase his beloved, "Arthur love, don't you do that to me, pretty please listen!" Merlin shouted in the hallways much to the amusement of some of the servants and knights passing by and then Arthur pulled Merlin into an alcove.

"Call me pretty again Merlin and I will break your teeth!"

"Is that any way to talk to the man who got you pregnant?"

"You're not a man Merlin, you're an idiot! An idiot I get to order about as I see fit."

"Hmm, you know I'm accompanying your whims only for as long as you're pregnant."

"Fine, now shut up and give me a back rub!"

"And so it starts! The enslavement of the Greatest Sorcerer in the world by his neurotic, hormonal, pregnant mate." Merlin muttered as he religiously pulled away Arthur's shirt and started to rub his flawless milky skin.