Before I start this story I just thought I should mention a few things. 1) This story has MAJOR OOC.

So before all of you jump down our throats about it, We Know, We Wrote It, We Watch YYH Too, Leave us Alone!

Ahem, anyhoo, 2) We don't really hate kuwabara he's just fun to pick on.

3) Don't like yaoi, and can't take a joke don't read!

Disclaimer: tied to chair and looking at cue cards I am in no way making a profit from this. YYH belongs to some Japanese guy (who will not sell it to me). I own nothing.breaks from cue cards Wait a minute, whatta ya mean I don't own anything? I own my soul!

Amy: no you don't. You sold that for a 'Shonen Jump' comic book remember? (Which you then sold for a piece of gum.)

Me: oh yeah…

Guy: on with the disclaimer!

Me: Oh yeah! Anyway, please don't sue! guy whispers in my ear OH! I also don't own 'Shonen Jump'. Ok! I did it! Can I have it back now?

Guy: Yeah whatever. tosses me a package (Ewww! Not that kind!)

Me: rips it open finally she has returned!huggles little plushy of the purple teletuby my preciusssss.

Amy: O.O Ummm…. On with the story!

A/N: By the way anything in bold is a note from me.

Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Little birds sat on the window sill of a young brunette's window (that didn't make sense! Hee Hee!) Lulling her from her slumber. The young girl slowly opened her eyes peering at the singing animals outside.

Crash!!

A fist went sailing through the window startling the poor winged creatures outside shitless. The fist wrapped itself around one of the birds, strangled it slightly before chucking it at the tree just outside. The bird fell limp with big swirly things for eyes.

"Fly, Mother Fckers, Fly!!"

"What about Bob?!"

"Screw Bob! That bitch has got problems!"

(Who knew birds have such a colorful vocabulary! O.O )

Keiko Yukimura stomped around her room mumbling about birds and (for some unknown reason) apple pie.

Keiko glared at her reflection in the mirror. Or to be more precise her uniform.

"What kind of sick bastard would pick out this uniform? It makes me look ten!"

Keiko stomped down the stairs flipping off any mirrors or pictures she happened to pass by.

Breakfast was the same as always. She kicked her brother, talked back to her dad, and pretended to gag on her mothers cooking twice.

After that ummm… VERY interesting way to greet a new day Keiko headed off for her first day of school in her new town. (But before she could do that she had to borrow some money from her mom.)

Now, even though Keiko is new to town, that doesn't mean she's stupid. As everyone knows it's an unwritten law among bus drivers (I call them the shepherds of our fates. I think it's pretty obvious why. If not tell me and I'll clear it all up for you.) That they are to always pass by the new kid's house and make them chase after the bus for about three blocks before letting you on. Well, Keiko had thought ahead and was now (at this very moment, in the present time, at the exact same time you are reading this) spreading thumb tacks all over the side of the road that the bus would be coming through. Only seconds after Keiko had gotten out of the road the bus came rolling on down the street.

POP SCREECH POP SHOUTING SILENCE

Ahh. Let us all bask in this miracle of nature. Complete and utter silence. A very strange occurrence indeed. But all things must come to an end and this end came a little too soon. At least for Keiko it did.

WHAT THE-

Warning!!! Due to extremely graphic language this part of the story shall be replaced with a more pleasant and less troublesome scene.

A HUGE wooden stage is seen with these really big curtains and stuff. Then the spotlight is turned on and bathed in the glow of the light is me! Wearing this little ballerina outfit thing (don't worry it's not pink. It's black and red) with a top hat and cane thing. All of a sudden music starts playing and I start tap dancing.

"On the good ship lollipop with the something something something something and a something happens and I don't know the words to this song!! And I can't spell lollypop it's the spell check that's doing it. (All this is song to the tune of 'Good Ship Lollypop')

start's doing the mocarina "This is the only dance I know!!"

WE WILL NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDUALLED PROGRAM.

"Now Miss. Yukimura were just going to assume that all those tacks outside your house were already their and you had nothing to do with their appearance in the road understand?(ahhh If only he knew) Now please head to room 302 for first period you don't want to be late for your first day of school."

"That's what you think"

"Huh!?"

"Nothing!"

Keiko quickly closes the door behind her

"fool"

It's said that her evil laughter could be heard all around the world and that Satan screamed like a little girl at the sound of it and spent the rest of the day hiding under the blankets sucking his thumb.

TBC

Ok the first chapter wasn't that funny but the next one will! I swear!

sigh Spell Check sucks it keeps claiming that I'm spelling my own name wrong! Why are computers so cruel to me?! WAHHH!!! I'm so sad!

Amy: I'm happy that your sad!

Brinny: that's not very nice… Oh well!

BYE!!

Brinny

P.S. By the way does anybody know how to spell Macarina?

P.P.S Review or I'll gouge your eyes out with my rusty Spork of doom!!!