Codename: Pingin (G-Wing Style!)-Prologue
Disclaimer-Ain't I so original? Yes, I know the spy theme does not belong to me. Yes, I know the G-Wing people also do not belong to me. But, I do know that this computer belongs to me! So do the rights to the original Codename: Pingin story! So take that!!!
Zoom in on a quiet, peaceful town. The sound of birds chirping is heard across the land (although no birds are in sight). Large, brilliantly colored and suspiciously cardboard-like butterflies swoop by. The sky is a deep, brilliant blue streaked with white clouds that look like they have been painted on by a third-grader. Which, in fact, they have…
Suddenly, one of the trees, which has, for some reason, a bright, cheery smile painted on it, falls over…
Heero: Itai! Why does that stupid tree always fall on me?!
Duo: Hmm…could it be because our props person is in THIRD GRADE? *Glares at Mariemaia, who is currently scribbling all over the side of the library set*
Kat: Um…cut! Take five, people! *sighs, then glances at Mariemaia's latest masterpiece* Well…could be graffiti…?
Mariemaia: *beams*
Zoom out to the scene of a movie set. A single, cheap camera is aimed at a set of a small
park with a bench, plastic flowers, and the tree, which is currently being hoisted up by a
number of small, green creatures dressed in brightly colored outfits.
Kat: Don't ya just love these guys? Great of Willy Wonka to lend them to me…
The Oompa Loompas turn and bow, suddenly breaking out into a loud, raucous song:
OL's: Oompa, loompa, doompity, dee!
Heero just got skooshed by a tree!
Oompa, loompa, doompity daa!
We shall catch it next time it falls!
A huge alarm clock starts sounding in the annoying tone of a rooster.
Kat: *glances at watch* Ooh! Break time's over! Back on set, guys!
OL 1: *blows trumpet*
A group of annoyed and tired looking teenagers emerges from their respective dressing
rooms. Heero, dressed in a snazzy black suit, goes to stand by the tree, glancing at it
warily.
OL 2: *claps one of those cool black and white things that directors have* Scene One, Take…38?
Kat: 39.
OL 2: Scene One, Take 39!