Yay! My second fic! But it's my first Fruits Basket fic. Hey Ryo do the disclaimer and warnings.

Ryo: Why should I?

Four words. Paper Fan of DOOM!

Ryo: Damn I forgot you had that! Fine. We don't own Fruits Basket so don't ever think of suing! Also this is a shounen-ai story both real and fake and cussing (mostly Kyo). If you don't like it then don't read it.

Chapter 1: The suggestion

Rrrriiiinnnngggg

Finally! I thought we'd never get out of here! Thought one all too familiar orange top. Since he didn't have to help clean the classroom that day and Toru had work till late that night he decided to head home rather then hang about the school for awhile. As he was leaving he saw a certain silver haired "Prince" ducking out of sight and slinking away.

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Damn those fan club girls! It seems like the closer we get to graduation the more determined they become!

Of course this was in fact true. The close the Prince got to graduation the more desperate the "Prince Yuki Fan Club" became. Yuki was starting to have a real hard time avoiding close contact with them. He had spent forty minutes just sneaking out of the school that day when classes ended. And he was pretty sure it was going to get worse.

And the school year just started!, he thought in frustration as he reached Shigure's house.

He dropped his school bag in his room and went down to the living room. When he got there he found Shigure trying helping Kyo with some injuries he had acquired; namely getting his arm to face the correct direction.

CRACK!

"Shit, that hurt!" Kyo shouted as Shigure failed to get the bones to maneuver correctly.

"Well, this wouldn't happen if you would try to play along when she comes over." Shigure pointed out, "OK, I could only manage the wrist. We'll need to call Hatori."

Orange cat ears appeared on Kyo's head as he slammed his good fist onto the table, "Like hell I'm going to do that! It'll make it worse!"

"Looks like I'm not the only one who's having girl troubles today. I'm going to guess that Kagura was here." Yuki stated mildly.

"Damn right she was! She "missed me" enough to reverse the direction of my arm AND dislocate it two different ways AFTER she crushed me and threw me around the yard a couple of times."

Yuki smiled slightly.

"What are you smiling about you damn rat!" Kyo shouted.

"Personally, I found it amusing. But anyway, how was your day Yuki?" Shigure asked as he picked up the phone.

"Besides nearly colliding with about 15 of those blasted fan club girls, it was fine." Yuki answered, sarcasm dripping from ever word.

"Oh, so that's why you were sneaking around school all day." Kyo muttered.

There was a brief lull in the conversation, then they sighed simultaneously, "Why can't they/she leave me alone?"

Ayame padded quietly up behind them, "Why don't you both pretend to be gay? Then they would probably give up and leave you alone."

Yuki and Kyo jumped, because they hadn't heard him come in, and then screamed, "What are you doing here?" not really thinking about what he had said.

Shigure took that opportunity to return from his call. He put a heart-stopping smile on his face, "Aya that is truly a wonderful idea!"

Ayame returned it with an equally beautiful smile. "Isn't it though?"

He turned on the full Bishonen charm and gazed at Shigure, "It's truly been to long Shigure."

Shigure, too, used his full Bishonen charm and gazed back at Ayame, "Yes, since last spring,"

They paused for a second before; "YES!" they both declare giving each other a thumb's up with a goofy grin. All the while Yuki and Kyo were just sitting at the table with blank looks. Then what Ayame said finally sunk in and their eyes got about 5 times bigger; though if it was horror, shock, or realization one may never know.

Weeeeee! I'm crazy. But I couldn't resist. Muhahahahahahahaha! Short chapter and a cliffy! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!

Ryo: Right, any way...

Hakaru: Kwweeee. Kew kew kweee! (Be nice. Please hit the review button.)

Mei-chan: And pwease if you awe going to fwame us then pwease make it a decent one that doze not just insuwt the stowy.

Ryo: So please feel free R&R.

(I updated this chapter!)