Thankees to SunflowerWielder for the evil kittens. DON"T EAT ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY BROTHER'S RAMEN CAKE!! Which is suprisingly good.
YAY!! THIS IS MY FIRST EVER STORY THINGY WOOHOO!!
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OMGOMGEVILKITTEHS!!
Our story today brings us to a place that not many know of, a place of considerable doom and destruction. One question rings clear, though. How can a place of considerable doom and destruction BE a place of considerable doom and destruction if those who dwell in this place of considerable doom and destruction don't believe in their own existence? Or rather, because they do not believe in their own existence, this place of considerable doom and destruction does not exist either. But how can this be?
Very well, I do admit that was TWO questions, but whatever man!! (loses sophisticated sophisticatediness)
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One day, Axel brings home a kitten. Superior doesn't want a kitten in the castle.
"But it's eeevil!!" says Axel.
"Very well, but I want you to prove to me that the kitten is, in fact, evil."
"OKAY"
Axel runs off with the kitten to do evil things to prove that the kitten is, in fact, evil.
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Proof # 2: Xigbar
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"HI ZIGGY!!"
"………Call me that again and I'll shoot a hole through your skull"
"…….O.o"
"Well, what do you want?"
"I want you to see if this kitten is, in fact, evil."
Axel hands Xigbar the Kitten, the freeshooter holds it affectionately. He immediately turns into a figurative puddle of goo.
"AWW, goochi goochi goo" squeaks Xigbar, as he cuddles and pets the ball of fuzz.
The kitten responds by purring happily.
"Now Axel, how could you possibly think that- OH GOD MY EYE!!"
And that, my friends, is why Xigbar wears an eye-patch.
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yays!! first chapter up!! WOOHOO!!
Flamers will only feed my flamethrower skitty. she goes nom.