Title: Ode to the Muse Killer

Fandom: Heroes

Author: Stef With an F / WingsStef

Rating: T

Notes and Spoilers: Through Volume 3: Chapter: 12:"Our Father" and a short preview for Chapter 13: Dual

Dedication: To Anna, Not exactly singing in the rain. But they are singing, those silly little muses. Thanks to Zookitty for listening to my silly idea.

"Oh! Hiro oh Hiro! Where could you be?! The Nemesis is in the loft and you are stuck in time! You left me alone in that diner. I saw you in the picture, my only clue after you took off!" Ando sang.

"Oh Ando! Ando! I thought you were dead! By now I know it must have been an illusion like my death was all in Flint and Knox's head! Oh! I was a double agent! And my boyfriend can invade my thoughts!" Daphne yodeled.

"Oh gees Mohinder is not in his loft" Matt descanted. " Where the heck in that man? Thank Goodness we sent Molly on that earlier flight! We went and found Isaac's last issue and Hiro was throw off a building just like me! And here's a tangent, the place I work for gives me a lots of vacation time!"

"Oh Holy Crap!" Hiro chanted. "My situation really stinks. I hanging off this pole and can't even teleport this time. I wonder if there is a past me still in those halls. I wonder if an old me is in 2008. And no Mr. Isaac to tell me my fate."

"Oh. Snap! What was that sound?" Nathan rocked with a beat. "It sounds like someone just offed dear old Dad. I should be sad, I should be mad, but now I'm the boss of this new plan! Peter is wrong, you will see, with this formula we can be what we can be!"

"Oh Gosh! Did Nathan just jump?" Tracy decided rap. "Everything coming up roses for you and me. But this is the beginning can't you see? I want that White House as plain as be!"

"Oh me, oh my! What the heck just happened there?" Peter wailed. "I almost killed my father that tried to kill my brother. But then the man that I thought was my brother took in the blame. Still my hands hold the shame. The gun power burns that won't fade. Oh please! Please go away!"

Oh Peter don't dismay, the world without Arthur is a good day" The Haitian proclaimed.. "Though the pain in your heart I would take away but what about the one about the guy without a name!

"Oh what a day. I traveled in time. I changed my own diaper!" trilled Claire. "I talked to my parents and saved myself. But now I might have to take summer school. They saved the Cheerleader, but my grades are naught!"

"Oh Clairebear, Clairebear can't you see! All the things I did for we!" Noah intoned. "And the way I did my rhyme could get me arrested by the grammar police. I wasn't there when you died, but I did get to watch, what I should have not. I once told Eden that a time traveler was quite neat. But that bastard Sylar violated you and killed her and he had to pay."

"Oh when I saw Dr. Suresh's face. I cried out. What was I getting myself into? The senator did ask me twice. I should have ran for the hills, but now I can rip them apart. Do they really think they can control me. I'm a god now. Whoo Whee! Their stupidness is my gain!" the new recruit bellowed.

"Oh Angela. You called me dear!" Sylar howled "You said you were my mother! But I asked my fake father and he lied to me! I was worried about you! But you lied to me! So I guess I really did kill my mother! And now I will kill you!"

"Oh dear. How many paragraphs can one start with oh?" Angela resounded. "I have dreams about my dead sons. I have dreams of people singing dumb songs! I have a great story line but look what they did to poor Mohinder. I once told him to get out of my house."

Oh why can't some writers get out of writer's block without doing silly things!

Author's Note: Oh hopefully the muses behave enough for me to write some thing else soon like updating my open stories. Thanks all for reading!