(A/N) I had this idea while walking to school today. I'm currently doing another story that is really bringing me down a bit, so this is meant to be a funny picker upper for me to write. I do NOT own Total Drama Island. READ AND REVIEW!!! PLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEE!!!!!!!

"Chill out dudes! It's not like he said guys are smarter than girls!" Geoff defended Ezekiel.

"But they are!" Ezekiel said.

A brown haired man in his mid-twenties was secretly looking through the window as the Killer Bass were discussing who to vote off after losing the first challenge. As every girl in the dining hall got out of their seat to give Ezekiel a piece of their minds, the man quietly left the window and hid himself behind a nearby tree.

Once the man was in a well hidden place, the man let out a loud laugh, "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man! I can't believe I was that clueless, eh. I still can't believe that was me! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Once the man was done laughing, he looked behind his shoulder and saw Ezekiel being literally thrown out of the dining hall followed by the sound of Eva's voice, "You better hope I never see your face again, twerp!"

The man chuckled and whispered to himself, "I think me and Ezekiel need a man to man talk!"

That night before the bonfire ceremony:

Ezekiel was taking a walk by himself, looking over his shoulder every few seconds to make sure Eva was nowhere to be found.

"Pst!" said a voice, "Hey Ezekiel!"

"Whoa! How's there?" said Ezekiel, startled.

"Relax, eh. It's me!" the man came out from behind a tree.

"And who are you?"

The man said nothing, but simply pulled out a dark green hat from his back pocket and put it on his head. Ezekiel realized who it was in an instant.

"Hey, you're me, eh."

"Yeah, I'm you. Just a little older is all. Listen, I can't stay for too long, but you and me got to have a chat, eh."

"Yeah, sure! No prob"

Ezekiel sat on the ground while his future self sat on a tree stump.

"So, what should I call you, eh?" Asked Ezekiel.

"I go by Zeke now a days." Replied his future self.

"Right. So what do you wanna talk to me about, Zeke?"

"Look, I think the little display in the dining hall was enough for you to realize that you need to learn about the real world."

Ezekiel nervously rubbed the back of his neck.

"Don't worry, eh" said Zeke, "The girls will forgive you eventually."

Ezekiel sighed. "I'm getting kicked off, aren't I?"

Ezekiel didn't comment, but simply lifted an eyebrow and smiled as to say "Ya think?"

"Listen," said Zeke, "What I really want to talk to you about is Eva."

"EVA?!?!" Ezekiel asked in astonishment, "What about her other than the fact she wants to kill me?!?!"

"C'mon, Ezekiel. I know she's a bit of a hot head, but she can be really nice once you get past her tough shell."

"But how can I get to know her when she wants nothing more than to use my head as a punching bag, eh?"

"You just need to learn when to speak and what to say. Just think before you talk."

Suddenly, Zeke's watch started beeping and flashing blue.

Zeke rose to his feet. He held out his watch in front of him and pushed one of the buttons. Then from the watch came a blast of light that formed itself into some sort of portal."I got to go! Remember what I said!" said Zeke as he entered the portal. Then as quick as a flash, the portal was gone.

"Attention Killer Bass! Get your sorry butts to the campfire pit! Time to see who gets the boot!" Ezekiel heard Chris over the PA system.

Ezekiel rose to his feet and raced over to the campfire pit. By the time he arrived, all the other campers had already arrived.

"Guys! You'll never believe who I just saw!"

"Shut it and take your seat, homeschool!" snapped Eva before he could say another word.

"Just as Ezekiel was about to say something, he remembered what Zeke had told him about thinking before he spoke, so he just took his seat and quietly muttered, "Sorry."

*************

Zeke entered through the portal and came into a high technology lab where the time machine was kept. Most everyone had already gone home for the night, except for Guenevere and Zeke's wife.

"Hey there, Zeke. How'd it go?" his wife asked.

"Pretty well, I guess!" replied Zeke. He gave a little chuckle, "You know Eva, watching you holding me by the neck from the outside was a little awkward, eh."

Eva chuckled, "I remember that. I was so ticked off at you."

"Yeah, I know. You forgive me though, right?"

Eva walked over to Zeke and jumped up into his arms. "You tell me!" she said as she gave him a kiss.

When they were done kissing, Zeke continued to carry her out and said, "So, what do you want for dinner tonight?"

(A/N) How'd I do? I think it's sweet. So, just so you know, I'm going in the order of which the contestants were eliminated. That's why Ezekiel was first. I'll post the next one soon!