Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate: SG-1 or Dragon Ball Z (DBZ is being taken out of this store when I rewrite it anyway) , and I don't want to.
Prisoners
It was another quiet day at the SGC. Carter was in her lab working on a naquida reactor, Daniel was translating some alien text. Tealc was doing whatever he usually does, and Jack was playing with his ball.
"Incoming offworld activation."rang through the sirens.
"Who is it now."demanded the annoyed Jack who got disturbed from his ball bouncing.
As he ran to the gate room he met up withe Carter who immediately asked who he thought it was .
"I think it is the Tollan ready to share some of their technology with us." Jack said in a confident voice...just then they arrived at the gate room.
"It's the asguard sir." sounded Siler
"Darn" Jack muttered under his breath.
General Hammond gave the order to open the iris...Thor and a few other asguard walked through.
"You look annoyed." Jack stated
"We have come across a situation that you have dealt with before and require your assistance." Thor said
"oh"
"SHUT UP!" exclaimed Freya (one of the asguard accompanying Thor)
"What?" Jack asked
"Maybe we should talk about this in the briefing room." General Hammond suggested
- - -
"why did you tell me to shut up?"
"I am sorry he was getting annoying."
"Who ?"
"He calls himself Urgo."
"That explains a lot." mumbled Jack
Thor began to speak as Tealc entered..."we were searching for a new homeworld because the replicators have set sights on our current one, but someone thought we would make great test subjects for a new and improved invention."
"Shut up Thor" Jacky interrupted, "We don't need you're problems right now, so you can just go shove it up you're scrunchy little butt..." He paused for a moment, thinking. "Do you even have butts, or do you just think the crap out of your bod–"
He didn't have time to finish, though, as a portal opened up in General Hammond's coffee cup, and through it, Gohan from Dragon Ball Z popped out!
"Bow to me mortals!" He shouted.