[] This is a one-shot for my friend Habitual! For her story What is a Friend? []
Barricade sighed rubbing his temples. Lord, what was he going to do with that new recruit? Hearing a steady pace of footsteps from behind him he turned to see Longshot walking through the dense trees. He mentally face palmed when a branch came back and smacked him in the face.
"Sir! You wanted to see me?"
"Yes, its about you're stay on Earth you see.."
"Huh? What about-" He suddenly stopped turning to face the direction of the building. The building where Brooke should've been. Barricade's optics widened with horror.
Oh no..
"Sir! A human!"
Brooke stepped out from the trees looking up at Barricade.
"Who's he-?" Barricade crouched down before Brooke whispering to her.
"Just.. Just play along.. I'll explain later." Brooke tilted her head, before nodding.
Standing up to his full height Barricade approached Longshot.
"That's not a human, that's.. That's a chicken."
"A chicken sir?" Longshot asked.
"A CHICKEN!" Brooke shouted.
"YES, a chicken." Barricade rose his voice over Brookes.
"Silly little creatures really.. They even um.. Dance." Barricade looked over to Brooke. She shook her head, her eyes meeting his optics. If looks could kill..
[]CUE THE CHICKEN DANCE SONG![]
Brooke began to dance around, remembering vaguely how to do the chicken dance. She hummed the tune lowly, remembering the steps.
"See? Harmless."
"I don't think it's a.. 'chicken'."
"Look! It's even doing the dance. Just shut up and accept it."
"But sir-!"
"I don't want to hear it!" Barricade shouted.
Brooke was still dancing around, currently shaking her booty. Longshot cocked his head to the side. Watching her intently.
"That actually.. Looks like fun." Slowly the 'Con began to follow Brooke's moves. Barricade could not believe his optics.
Why me? Why me? I get the most slaggin'…
"Look sir! I can do the chicken's dance!" The dance was in full spin, Brooke was trying her best to hold back her giggles as the Decepticon danced about.
~Three hours later~
"Do I look like a chicken?" Brooke asked. Longshot had left the two leaving them to talk amongst themselves.
"No, I just couldn't think of anything else." Barricade replied.
"Do you think about chickens in your spare time?"
"…I will destroy you."
"Sure you will, 'Cade." Brooke responded cheerfully. She skipped back into the building leaving Barricade alone outside.
"…" He stood looking around, seeing Brooke was tucked into her hammock he moved to the other side of the building.. There he began to shake his booty. The chicken dance began once more.
[]LOL! I love you girl! My gift to you![]