"What is this again Rose?" John Smith asked his lovely wife.
"It's called a chat room Doctor." She replied.
"I asked you not to call me that. I'm John. He's the Doctor. We're not the same."
"You can be as bitter at times." Rose frowned.
"So how does this work again?" he asked to change the subject.
"First you have to create a username and password."
"Can you do it for me?"
"Sure dear." She said rolling her eyes.
"Thank you."
"I can't you believe you could fly the TARDIS but can barely work a computer."
John Smith has joined the chat room
John Smith: Hello anyone there?
Sarah Jane Smith has joined the chat room
Sarah Jane Smith: It can't be! Doctor is that you?
John Smith: Sarah Jane? I'm not the one you're looking for…
Sarah Jane Smith: What ever do you mean?
Rose Tyler has joined the chat room
Rose Tyler: Allow me to explain.
Sarah Jane Smith: Rose? Yes please do
Rose: He's a copy. He's got the mind of a Time Lord but one heart. His body is human.
Sarah Jane Smith: But if they're together wouldn't it create a paradox?
Rose: We're in an alternate universe
Sarah Jane Smith: Really? So you two are together then?
Rose: Married
Sarah Jane Smith has left the chat room
Rose Tyler has left chat room
John Smith: Hello? How do I leave?
"Let me help you." Rose sighed.
John Smith has left the chat room