Have you ever wanted to get to know a sith outside of the dark side?
Every few days, I will interview a different Sith Lord. For interview #10,
I interviewed His Majesty, King Dathka Graush of Korriban (Approx. 7920 BBY - 6950 BBY)
Of all of the interviews which I have done, Dathka Graush was the most disturbing.
INTERVIEWER - Hello, your majesty. May I please have a moment of your time? I have several
questions that I would like to ask; with your permission, of course.
DATHKA GRAUSH - If you insist on wasting your king's valuable time, then make it short.
INTERVIEWER - Understood, my lord. Among the great kings throughout history, the
Tsaiwinokka Hoyakut sets you apart from all the others. What makes it so fearsome?
DATHKA GRAUSH - Using the Tsaiwinokka Hoyakut, I can create an army of the undead,
or "Korriban Zombies" as some people call them. As they are totally loyal to me, I have no need
of a living army that can betray me. It makes me invincible. Would you like to join my army?
INTERVIEWER - As tempting as your offer is, I think I'll pass. Throughout history, many dark lords
have attempted to copy your unique spell, without success. What makes it so difficult to use?
DATHKA GRAUSH - When I created the Tsaiwinokka Hoyakut, I "built in" a few safe guards, so that
no other sith could steal my secret, and use it against me. So you are correct. It is MY unique spell.
If I tell you my secret, I WILL make you a part of my undead army. Understood?
INTERVIEWER - Understood. Do you have a favorite colour?
DATHKA GRAUSH - Blood red.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any favorite foods?
DATHKA GRAUSH - I like to eat the hearts of my enemies. Their spirits or souls become a part
of my crystal heart. In addition, their bones make a great soup stock.
INTERVIEWER - How do you relax?
DATHKA GRAUSH - After a long, tiring battle, I like to take a nice long, extremely hot bath in the blood
of my defeated enemies. There's nothing more relaxing. It's easy to fall asleep.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you for your time, your majesty. I'm going to throw up now.