Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Harry Potter characters.

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Authors Note: Hi everybody, This is our first fic so no flames please! Review, Review!

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Harry: This really sux! There's nothin to do around here! Just because it's Christmas practicly the whole school has to leave! There's only about thirteen student's that didn't go stayed.

Hermione: O well, at least your stuck with us! flutters her eyelashes furiously and gets one stuck in her eye owww!

Ron: Ya and were not like doing anything like ya!

Malfoy walkes up and lookes at everybody.

Malfoy: Don't you guys have anything to do besides hang around that mudblood? Makes a large grin, bigger than the state of Ohio

Harry: Shut up Malfoy at least i have friends!

Ron: Shut down! Like Harry, that was totally cool!

Hermione: My eye's my eye's!

Malfoy: Shut up! I do have friends, my daddy's been like a hero to me!

Harry: O ya we can't forget Crap and Gargoil!

Hermione: You spelled it wrong. wipes tears streaming from her eyes

Ron: Hermione, are you like ok?

Harry and Malfoy: SHUT UP!!!

Hermione: crying Ya!

Ron: ..... Are you making fun of my speach impedement?

Malfoy: Hey at least you don't have a "snake mouth"!

Harry: Shut up! That's personal ok? start's wiggling his toung around.

Hermione: Eeeewwww! It's a monster!

Ron: Who's the monster? Harry or Malfoy? Like Hermione, be like more spasific!

Hermione: I really don't know..

Suddenly Professer Magonical's voice burst's out and the whole castle starts to shake

Minerva: Okay everbody um since we're on holiday's I thought we could do something more fun, and get into the Christmas spirit!

Harry: Kill snape?

Ron: Have a Makeover?

everybody lookes at Ron

Ron: what?

Malfoy: Kill the mudblood?

Hermione: Read a book?

Everybody lookes at Hermione

Hermione: It's educational!!!

Minerva: we can play a little game

All groan

Minerva: WHO WANT'S TO BE A GALLIONAIR!

(Author's note: Well people how was that so far? I'll try to update every few days, Review plz!)