Chapter 1
Sam walked into the room with a box of chicken from CFC "I'm here!" She announced. "Good, too bad you missed the whole show!" Carly exclaimed. "I did? I thought it started at nine." "No Sam! It starts at Eight it's was like that from the begging and it always will be." Freddie yelled. "Oh shut up fredwrote!" Sam yelled. Freddie replied "Its Freddie." "Whatever!" Sam answered throwing her arms in the air. "Well don't be late again… And give me some Fried Chicken!" Carly demanded.
Carly and Sam were sitting down on some bean bags, Eating chicken. "This is good chicken." Sam said. Carly responded "I read something that the chicken at CFC isn't real." "Well then its good FAKE chicken." Sam responded. But soon their conversation was interrupted by Freddie. "Guys I have some bad news tonight's show only got one thousand views." Carly looked at Freddie. She then stood up. "How is that possible?" Carly asked. There was a moment of silence but then Carly and Freddie glared at Sam. They then both said at the same time "Sam…" "Don't look at me. I was getting chicken." Sam exclaimed. "Well something put down our views." Carly said. "Well there's one thing that could of." Freddie then popped in. "what is it?' Carly asked. "Here I'll put it on the screen." Freddie pushed a button then the screen came out. "Here let me push play." Freddie said.
The screen turned on. On it there was a girl that then spoke out. "Hellooooooo! And welcome to another segment of Yea Me! I'm London Tipton and for this episode I'm going to show you my diamond collection!" Sam, Freddie, and Carly just stared, and Sam dropped the chicken that was in her mouth. Just then they all shared the same thought Freddie started the thought "Oh…" Then Sam "My…" And finally Carly finished "Gosh."
"Were losing viewers to this chizz." Sam said as she downed on another piece of chicken. "What is wrong with this world." Carly asked.