The Heero/Duo mini lemon or "I will kill you...After we screw like horny
crazed rabbits."
Another silly mini lemon by Shy Violet
It is the night before a very important and dangerous mission that will most likely end in blood, gore, buckets'o'angst and mushy shonen ai half- naked bandaging. Heero is typing away for some unknown reason, Duo is in the shower singing loudly and Wufei, Quatre and Trowa are conveniently absent. (Having a three way, no doubt, but that's another mini lemon)
Heero's Prussian blue eyes are fixed intently on the screen trying to forget what a beautiful distraction Duo is. Duo is wailing out an American tune, trying to forget what a cold bastard Heero is.
Heero's love struck brain: God damnit! That bake is such an attractive source of sexual confusion. I should kill him. * sigh*
Duo: (climbs out of the shower, grinning evilly at Heero) Hi there Hee- chan! (Dries self off while shaking his ass and flossing a towel in and out of his nooks and/or crannies)
Duo's horny libido-controlled brain: If this doesn't make that perfect solider jump me…then my name ain't Shinagami, the god of Death!
Heero: (stomps up to still necked Duo) don't call me He-chan…. Baka
(Turns away, flinging his hand dramatically over his eyes)
Heero's brain in mission mode: must…jump…Duo…so…very hot….but…I'm Heero Yuy, the perfect solider. I need no one. Perhaps I can push him away with my murderous personality…I but I cannot push away…my heart… Oh, the inner turmoil and angst.
Duo thinking-with-his-Mr.-Wanky Maxwell: (thinking) Damn! Why the hell did I have to fall in love with Heero stick up his ass Yuy? Stick? Ass? Mmmm Heero's ass….ass-tastic…
Heero: (holding his laptop to conceal an over enthusiastic Mr. Wanky) Whadda ya staring at baka?
Duo: (jumps into Heero's lap) Nothing. (greets Heero's Mr. Wanky in the normal way…)
Heero: Duo…(kisses him hesitantly)
Duo: Boy Howdy! Good brother Hee-chan! He's seen the light! (attacks Heero's tongue with relish. And mustard)
(insert long drawn out hentai scene here, in which Duo submits and Heero claims, some random tube of lube is pulled from hammer space and used, and in which Duo's ass is described with the words globular)
Heero: I have to kill you now. And by the way, in case anyone asks, that was just stress relief. Being a solider is…stressful. So anyway…(Pulls out gun) I will destroy you.
Duo: (snuggles deeper into Heero's arms) I love you too Hee-chan. Wanna shag?
Heero: (shrugs) Ok
And they shagged happily ever after…Aw!
Another silly mini lemon by Shy Violet
It is the night before a very important and dangerous mission that will most likely end in blood, gore, buckets'o'angst and mushy shonen ai half- naked bandaging. Heero is typing away for some unknown reason, Duo is in the shower singing loudly and Wufei, Quatre and Trowa are conveniently absent. (Having a three way, no doubt, but that's another mini lemon)
Heero's Prussian blue eyes are fixed intently on the screen trying to forget what a beautiful distraction Duo is. Duo is wailing out an American tune, trying to forget what a cold bastard Heero is.
Heero's love struck brain: God damnit! That bake is such an attractive source of sexual confusion. I should kill him. * sigh*
Duo: (climbs out of the shower, grinning evilly at Heero) Hi there Hee- chan! (Dries self off while shaking his ass and flossing a towel in and out of his nooks and/or crannies)
Duo's horny libido-controlled brain: If this doesn't make that perfect solider jump me…then my name ain't Shinagami, the god of Death!
Heero: (stomps up to still necked Duo) don't call me He-chan…. Baka
(Turns away, flinging his hand dramatically over his eyes)
Heero's brain in mission mode: must…jump…Duo…so…very hot….but…I'm Heero Yuy, the perfect solider. I need no one. Perhaps I can push him away with my murderous personality…I but I cannot push away…my heart… Oh, the inner turmoil and angst.
Duo thinking-with-his-Mr.-Wanky Maxwell: (thinking) Damn! Why the hell did I have to fall in love with Heero stick up his ass Yuy? Stick? Ass? Mmmm Heero's ass….ass-tastic…
Heero: (holding his laptop to conceal an over enthusiastic Mr. Wanky) Whadda ya staring at baka?
Duo: (jumps into Heero's lap) Nothing. (greets Heero's Mr. Wanky in the normal way…)
Heero: Duo…(kisses him hesitantly)
Duo: Boy Howdy! Good brother Hee-chan! He's seen the light! (attacks Heero's tongue with relish. And mustard)
(insert long drawn out hentai scene here, in which Duo submits and Heero claims, some random tube of lube is pulled from hammer space and used, and in which Duo's ass is described with the words globular)
Heero: I have to kill you now. And by the way, in case anyone asks, that was just stress relief. Being a solider is…stressful. So anyway…(Pulls out gun) I will destroy you.
Duo: (snuggles deeper into Heero's arms) I love you too Hee-chan. Wanna shag?
Heero: (shrugs) Ok
And they shagged happily ever after…Aw!