The Care and Feeding of Seven Men: Home Treatment

Authors Note:

Disclaimer: I own no characters of the Magnificent Seven TV Show. However, I do feel that it is my moral duty to get them out for some fresh air and exercise now that they've been locked up by The Powers That Be (twin sister to The Powers That Are, patron Power to all pirates.)

Chris Larabee

Make sure another team member volunteers to help him with his ranch.

Keep occupied. It has not yet been determined how to do this. Possibly send Judge. If necessary, make the rest of the team sit on him.

Vin Tanner

Make sure he is staying at another team members home if the injury warrants continued care. It usually does.

Explain all medications and treatment to Jackson.

Make sure he takes the pills.

Give siad pills to another team member so they can force feed him.

Don't believe that he's 'fine'.

Keep occupied- movies, CDs, other team members, etc.

Nathan Jackson

Explain all medical procedures care, treatment, medications, and possible side effects to him.

Josiah Sanchez

Send lots of books, someone to debate with if possible.

Buck Wilmington

Make sure both Larabee and Dunne know care.

Make sure to tell him to restrict his 'extracurricular activities'. Someone who does not blush should be the one to do this.

JD Dunne

Make sure Wilmington knows care.

Send computer games or CDs.

Ezra Standish

Make sure another team member is staying with him.

Do not believe that he's 'fine'.

Send a poker player with a very large expense account. Very large.

All:

Send very pretty nurses with plenty of self-defense experience.

Reviews more than welcome. Will take any unwanted reviews and particularly large and/or annoying plot bunnies. I have a very large closet.