A/N: For Nynayve, you inspired us! co-written with remuslives.
The real reason Dung was too late to save Harry the night of the dementor attack in OotP. Crack and squick.
Figgy giggled as one of her kitty cats nuzzled under her chin. Another cat tickled along her bare side, a third brushed her inner thigh, making her gasp. The lower of the three, lapped gently from her dripping core.
"Oh, Zeus! How do you always know what I want?" She stroked the pussy cat between her thighs.
Pop!
Figgy looked up, startled to see Mundungus gazing down at her, licking his crusty, chapped lips.
"I can do that better than any ole cat," he slurred.
"Let's see you try."
Dung hastily shooed the cats away, diving face-first, tongue out, into her wrinkly nether regions. He proceeded to lap up her sloppy wet juices until she mewed loudly with pleasure.
He sat up, licking the oozing goo from his chin and smiled crookedly.
"Ooph!" Figgy knocked him backwards peeling his trousers down as he fell and engulfed his four inch hard rod into her toothless mouth. Fondling his sack happily, she gummed roughly at the head of his penis.
"No more, Figgy! Please, I must have you!" He shoved her back, flipped her over onto her hands nad knees, and rushed to undress.
Meanwhile, Figgy grabbed an open can of kitty food and dribbled it between her legs for lubrication.
Dung groaned as he entered her loose, wet canal from behind, biting the back of her neck, and pumping furiously. Only minutes later, he pulled out, spraying jizz all over the old lady's back.
"Sorry 'bout that, Figgy."
"It's no problem, just throw some of that litter on it." She giggled as he sprinkled it over her, absorbing the slippery sperm.
Pop!
She blinked, Mundungus was gone. "Zeus was better," she sighed, pulling said cat over to finish the job Dung had began.