"Here we go. Another week." Ron stared at his charms homework wishing that there was a spell that would make it finish itself. Hermione was eating her porridge while reading an enormous math book. Fred and George came to breakfast bleary-eyed from staying up late the night before.
"Why so glum, bro?" Fred (or George) asked.
"I hate Mondays." Ron groaned. "They start out with having to deal with more of Hagrid's mad animals and then just get worse from there." He took a large bite of waffles.
"Yeah, and I'm looking at two classes with Snape." Harry groaned.
"Well, we love Mondays." George said. He looked at Fred. "Another week to start the mayhem!" Harry laughed. Unfortunately he shot pumpkin juice out of his nose and some got on Hermione's book. For some reason, she thought it was Ron. She flung a piece of bacon at him. Ron's eyes widened as the bacon hit him in his face. Fred and George looked up grinning their 'Evil Twins' grin. Harry realized what they were thinking a split second before they yelled,
"FOOD FIGHT!" Fred sent his whole waffle toward Percy's face as he looked up horrified before the waffle hit him in the face with a loud splat. He started picking bits of waffle out of his Head Boy badge. Ron dumped his whole goblet of pumpkin juice on Hermione's book. He looked at Harry and only got out 'Ha' before Hermione pushed him face down into the bowl of porridge. Dean and Neville were chucking oranges at each other. The food fight was in full force in two seconds. Colin Creevy poured the pitcher of syrup all over Angelina who then pulled him down from the bench and was smearing his face in the plate of scrambled eggs. Harry looked up at the staff table. They were still looking rather startled. He couldn't resist. Harry ducked under the bench and then sent the plate of waffles flying toward the table while they made a loud squealing noise. It was aimed directly for Snape. Snape had one look of terror before the whole plate smashed into his face. He was drenched in syrup and waffle bits. Fred and George nearly died laughing as did most of the school. They high-fived as Harry ducked out from under the bench. Ron high-fived him more surreptisiously. Harry laughed even though someone doused him with pumpkin juice. Snape looked furious. He mouthed, 'You'll pay for this, Potter.' To top it off. Lupin was howling with laughter up there, making his face go redder than Ron's hair. He looked at Harry who had the exact same 'fake innocent' look that he had seen on James' face a million times. Harry saw him mouth, 'Alright, Snivelus?'
"GRIFFYNDOR TABLE!" Uh oh. It was Dumbledore. Fred threw an orange at Percy. Everyone at the Griffyndor table stopped and looked at each other. They were covered from head to toe in food. "STOP AT ONCE!" The great hall went dead silent. "1000 points off. Now, off to class all of you, and no you may not change." Harry inwardly groaned. The pumpkin juice and Merlin knows what else was already beginning to feel sticky on his robes and face. They left the hall talking. No one seemed to be worried about the 1000 point loss yet because they had the most exciting start to the week ever.