Another one shot. Cracked myself up when I thought of this, couldn't stop laughing for a good five minutes. My mom probably thought I was insane.
Title: unless you Wish to Dye A Very Painful Death
Summary: Swap an i for a y, what do we have here? A laughing matter.
Rating: K+ because Ron said Bloody
Genres: Parody, Humor
Characters: Hermione G, Ron W, Harry P
World: Hogwarts
"That's it, we're done for!"
"Oh, step aside. Alahomora!"
They burst in the door, but with a last glance, Harry swore he saw Filch grinning as he said, "bye-bye firsties!"
They were in a room. A dome shape room, much like a ball room in shape. It was devoid of any furniture, but a cage and a table.
The cage appeared to be empty, but hissing sounds came from it as it jolted around. The table held a can of each: neon purple, neon pink, and neon green spray paint. There was a note.
Hermione approached it cautiously, Harry following suit behind her. Ron pulled on the door (which was locked) frantically.
Hermione cleared her throat, "it says, 'The only way to leave this room is to dye Hagrid's Invisible Three-Headed Runespoor three colors. Each head must be one color. Please feed him every ten hours, A Very Painful Death loves to eat.' "
"Well this bloody sucks," muttered Ron.