AN: Hey there reader. I'm definitely not a writer. I never have written a story just for the heck of it or because I enjoy it. So first story I have ever written without being forced to write one...ever. But this is just a little creation I made one very, very, boring Monday afternoon. See what boredom can do to people? :P

Here's a little insight to Mike's brain during Twilight (after Bella and Edward make it known they are together).

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Sigh. Another day of high school. I sat at my desk in Biology class and found myself daydreaming. This town sure is boring...well, it was until Bella showed up. Yes, Bella, she sure is fine...Damn that Edward Cullen. Why did he have to go and ruin everything? He never pays attention to any of the girls that are always swooning over him. But no, the one girl that I'm actually interested in, the one girl that seemed to be indifferent to Edward and actually liked me, he has to date her! I don't know what she sees in him anyways. Ok, I'm straight and I can admit that the guy isn't bad looking, but other than that, he's just dull. Always talking so formal and polite, never missing an answer in class. Gosh, the guy must actually read for fun! Come to think of it, his whole family is wack. But Bella seems to like them...why..oh why. We would look perfect together, Bella and I.

I knew other guys tried to get with her or have these pathetic crushes on her, but come on, I'm the only real competition around here. I got the looks, the charm, and I can play sports. I showed Bella that when we played tennis, so she has to know my talents. And Bella would look so much better on my arm than Cullen's. She's definitely hot enough to be my girlfriend. Her long, brown hair, slender body, and those sexy pouty lips. I was aware that Jessica always acted really flirty around me. I knew she had a crush on me, but she really wasn't my type. Now Bella...she was my type of girl.

Heck, she'll come around sooner or later. All it takes is that Cullen to make one mistake and she'll come running to me for help. Then she'll know that I'll make a perfect boyfriend for her, way better than that Edward Cullen.

I stole a glance at Bella. That's when I noticed Cullen was giving me a death glare. What the hell is his problem? It's not like I ever did anything to piss him off. Now on the other hand, if he only knew what I thought about his girlfriend on a daily basis...

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:P Lame, I know. Like I said, got bored, never write, yeah it's kinda crappy. But thanks for reading!