Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist…and I would be happy if I did..please drop your reviews..this is only my 2nd fic..haha..actually this is the 3rd..i made that I posted in the internet..the others are in notebooks..so..pls!no flames!YOU can only give out flames..if you're Roy Mustang!
It started like any normal day for the Elric Brothers; Ed still has "auto-mail"parts while Al was still in this humongous suit of Armor. Ed being the older brother tried to wake up early and report to Mustang what he found out about the Philosopher's Stone. He then, got dressed, and hurried to find Roy.
When he reached Roy's office, he didn't see the man. Not a trace, even Riza Hawkeye hasn't seen the Lieutenant Cornel.
"No, I didn't see him, I thought he was taking care of some business with you Ed.." she said.
"Uh? Me? But I was to report to him right now about the Philosopher's Stone..Uh.. that guy, he's late again. And when I really need him, he goes off missing!" Ed said in annoyance.
"What's the matter Ed? Care to tell me why you're angry" someone said behind Ed.
Ed turned around because he thought he heard Roy's voice. It was weird because no one was behind him..
"That was strange..uhmm..did you hear anything weird?" Ed asked the big lady infront of her (haha..Ed's so short!uh…sorry…)
"What? I didn't hear anything, you must have just missed the sermons Mustang's been giving you.. you better look for him, and if he returns here, I'll call for you okay?" Hawkeye said.
"Okay, but I tell you when I find that Mustang, I won't be happy about it, after all, I'm never happy whenever I talk to him. Well see yah!" Ed said leaving the room.
"Oh Ed, if only you knew, you don't spend everyday with him you know. If only you know, the hard work I do to protect that lousy unthankful man!" Riza talked to herself when Ed was gone.
"Lousy unthankful man huh?" a voice said.
"Roy? Is that you? Uh..no one's here with me, I'm losing it! I better go get something to drink" she trembled and left the room.
"Why doesn't anyone see me?" Roy said in anger.
Ed searched central high and low, he asked the people if they've seen him, but no one did, no one saw Roy Mustang. He tried to ask his friends in the military to help him, but they were all to busy. So he decided to ask Al for help.
"Brother, we searched this place a million times! Why don't you just go back to the military, maybe he's there?" Al said in irritation because of the fact that they've searched the whole of Central already.
"Hawkeye said she'll call me if he's there, so we better look some more!" Ed said.
"But what if something's happened to Roy or if he's avoiding you or if he's been raped by Ms. Hawkeye!" Al said in desperation.
"You know, that imagination of yours is getting weirder everyday. I have 3 answers for your 3 questions and here it is.. for the first, Roy's the Flame Alchemist! He can't be harmed! Besides, we beat Scar already so no one's out there to get him, second, if he would be avoiding me, why would he ask me to report today at the first place, he wouldn't call me you know and he knows I'm the one who wants to avoid him, not the other way around! And lastly, Ms. Hawkeye is a strict disciplinarian; she would never do a thing like that! Okay does that answer it?" Ed said in ranging anger.
"But what if, the last two are wrong fine, but who knows, my first question might lead us to something, maybe, someone has a grudge on Roy!" Al complained.
"Al, fine, if it makes you happy let's go back!" Roy said.
Ed and Al entered Roy's office only to see Hawkeye out of the room trembling.
"Uh what's wrong?" they asked in unison.
"I just heard Roy's voice inside, without him in there! I don't know why! I think I'm just hallucinating so I went in, and sat on his chair to wait, but when I did, I felt someone sitting there already! It was really scary, as if there was a ghost! I tried to shoot the ghost with my gun, but nothing happened! OH man, I"ve never been this scared all my life!" Riza said in fright.
"As much as we see you disciplined and unafraid of anything, this sure rules it out. Even you have some things you're afraid off.. I understand you.." Al said patting Riza's shoulder.
"I don't care what kind of ghost is inside, I don't believe in them! I'm going in!" Ed says then breaks the door.
"ED! What are you doing!" the two said in unison
"Come out you ghost!" Ed yelled.
"Ed! Can you see me?" Roy asked.
"Uh..who said that! Show yourself now!" Ed asked.
"It's me! Roy!" he stated.
"Roy? What are you invisible?" Ed said.
"Yes I am" Roy agreed.
From hearing this Riza fainted. Good thing Al caught her.
"Ms. Hawkeye! Wake Up please!" Al said panicky.
"Riza, are you okay?" Roy said, taking her from Al. Now we see a woman floating in mid-air.
"Is that really you Mustang? What happened to you?" the two brothers Elric asked the invisible man.
"Uh, you see I was suppose to be promoted today as said by the Fuhrer, but it was all a prank. I knew it was when I looked at the calendar" Roy points it even thought his hand isn't seen.
"1st of April" the two brothers said. "What? That was All for April fools? But how did this happen?" they asked.
"Well, I guess they wanted me to ask Riza out for her birthday two days after, when I said I had work, I thought it was okay with them. I was wrong, they fooled me! That's why no one couldn't help you today and said they were busy, they wanted me to have a hard time" Roy explained.
"So that means they'll only change you back when you say yes in taking Riza out?" Ed asked.
"Yes, you're right Ed. But I have work to do!" Roy said.
"Roy Mustang, what kind of man would you be if you wouldn't make a woman happy for her birthday? Choosing work than her! That's irrational! Even for you!" Ed said sermoning Roy.
"I guess you're right, I do like her, and I don't want her to be scared of me! Okay… I'll take her out" Roy agreed.
Suddenly, a flash of light surrounded him and he became visible again. Now you can see the man holding the beautiful Riza Hawkeye in his arms.
"I'm visible already!" Roy said happily!
"What just happened?" Riza awoken from Roy's voice and asked.
"Oh nothing, I just want to ask you out for a date on your birthday tomorrow. So will you accept?" Roy asked.
"Okay! In one condition!" Riza stated.
"And what is that?" Roy wondered.
"I will not wear tiny mini skirts for that day! Got it?" Riza said.
(all fall down anime style with sweatdrops on their head)
"But Riza! Come on! That's the only thing I want you to wear! Please!" Roy pleaded.
"No! And if you want to live, you should obey me or else, I'll give you my job and you'll have more paper work to do!" Riza scared Roy.
"Ok fine, but I too have a condition!"
"What's that?" she asked.
"You'll hve to kiss me on the lips on our date!" Roy said
"uh…pervert…okay..fine..at least I won't wear tiny mini skirts!" she said as she laughed with Roy out of the room.
The two brothers sweatdropped of what happened. They didn't expect that was the case when Roy went missing and that Hawkeye will accept that condition. Sure they know Roy was a bit of a pervert but, that was too far, even if they were only 15 and 14.
A/N: There! My first FMA fic!hope you like it..no flames pls…