Little Mac was hungry after boxing all day, so he decided to call it a day and head to the McDonald's recently built on the retro Mute City race course modeled after the original F-ZERO game on the SNES, with Chrom feeding on fish sticks as usual, noticing the boxer going his way.
"Hey! Where are ya goin'?" Chrom called out to Little Mac as he noticed him getting a pink jump suit. "You wanna have some of my fish sticks?"
"To that new McDonald's. I'm starved, and chocolate can only last me so long!" Little Mac exclaimed as he stretched his arms.
"But why? Don't you know what that shit does to you?" Chrom stated as he pointed at a couple of Smashers nearby. "Look at them! They eat at those fast food joints constantly, and look what happens!"
Wario and Peach, a happily married couple, were having a fart off, with Peach being the gassier of the flatulent duo, though Wario did not mind since his farts smelled more while Peach's were louder.
"...so? I have a different metabolism than either of them." Little Mac explained as he went his merry way.
Ness began crying as he popped out of a wooden barrel, with Chrom glancing at him oddly as Little Mac dashed off to the west.
"Why you're crying, little fish?" Chrom asked as he faced Ness. "Do you need fish sticks?"
"No... Mac didn't invite me to be his little sidekick!" Ness sobbed as tears were flowing out of him at the speed of sound. "That, and... Dry Bowser won't let me go to his new spa!"
"I told you, it's a hot tub!" Dry Bowser exclaimed as he popped out of Chrom's hair, finding it hard to stay inside due to it being chrome like.
"You have a hot tub!?" Chrom exclaimed as he held his hands together. "...Does it have fish sticks?"
"Call me daddy," Said Ganondorf with a rose between his lips.
"That's MY shtick!" Waluigi exclaimed as he smashed Gangnamdork on the head with his purple tennis racket.
Meanwhile, Little Mac dashed on the race course, punching out the F-ZERO vehicles on the road. Silver The Hedgehog, who was doing a pizza delivery, noticed this occurring as he wondered if he should follow, just in case anything suspicious happened.